Standard model school

The new policy introduced by our great president..
No words..!

ღ●๋● GĦøûŕį ●๋●ღ

Jub tak Tax na dain gaay sayasatdaan, kesi roti, kesa kapra, kesa makaan?

Judge:
Tmhari akhri wish?

Mujrim: Aap ki beti se shadi, Nokia N97, 5 crore Rs,
USA ka viza, 2 saal ka haneymoon, 6,7 bache jo aap ko nana nana kahen
or mujhe papa, or men un sab ki shadi karwa dun us k baad aap jo fesla
do mjhe manzoor hoga.”

Judge: Hahaha… meri koi beti hi nhi. Tanggo
kamine nu.!

Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye
Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur
hamesha chup rahe or shohar ki sunay.

Larki walay:
Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi.

Father: nalayak paros ki larki ko dekh wo 1st ayi hai
.
.
.
.
son: aur kitna dekho usi ko dekh dekh k fail hogaya hon :P

beti: ammi mare English k Teacher kitne
Khubsurat Hain Na..

Ammi:Beta Ustad Baap KI jaga hota hy,

Beti:ammi Ap Hamesha Apny Chakker Main
Hamara Na Sochna;):P

Muje maren gy sab mane Pakistan nhi jana :'(
.Noora Kusra Zardari Harami..
-------------------------------------------------------