Falconhouse Grammar School and College - Redania Occupied

After almost a year of inactivity, our institution has made a collective decision to close the campus entirely, indefinitely at that. We shall return once we feel we are ready to embark on an improved experience. In the meantime, we will focus on collecting fees for at least the next year as that is owed to us due to our magnanimous efforts to educate boors.
Thank you,
Logging off, Administration.

Simple Announcement: Our allegiance with Dimitri Rascalov is true and we are focused on a future contract with Ray Bulgarin.
Sincerely,
Russian Mafia

BREAKING NEWS: The School has been black-listed by the Bureau. Aerial attacks are inevitable.
Sincerely,
Chief of Defense, Sir Arsemunch

BREAKING NEWS: The School's website has officially been hacked by DedSec Hacker Group.
We applaud their work.
Sincerely,
Aiden Pearce

Simple Stating of our Purviews:
We discriminate every Elf, Dwarf, Halfling and other types of casuals. Our beliefs remain firm and we believe in Redanian Supremacy.
Sincerely,
King Radovid's Accountant

BREAKING NEWS: Our professional hackers have leaked the Board Examinations for this year through constant hacking,

The leaked exams can be found here: https://www.thisworldthesedays.com/sitecombisehleakedexam10th2022.html

Announcement: It has been concluded after research since time immemorial by our researchers that our research has been trivial and rhetorical and we've also deduced that we'd rather play solitaire then research any further.
Thank you for your gullibility,
We appreciate.

Communicado Oficiál:
GTA 6 has been announced to feature Sir Oxenfurt Taxman as the main protagonist, we are pleased with Rockstar for their support for our institution.
Obrigado,
Billy Gray

Breaking News: Board Examinations have been cancelled after bombings by India on BISEH office. We ask every human and animal to stay at home so that they may stay safe.
Sincerely,
BISEH Controller

Dear Students,
Every student will be promoted to their latter classes if they make a small donation of 69,000 Rupees to our humble establishment. Applicable to both, Board Examinations and Preliminary Examinations.
Gracias,
Wiedzmin de Riviera

BREAKING NEWS: Our much anticipated return has finally happened thanks to constant support.
Sincerely,
Taxman and Co.

BREAKING NEWS: President Joe Biden has informed Mrs. Farhat Haris Siddiqui that he was only jesting when he said: "I'm looking forward to working with your team". He has also officially announced that he supports Mr. Taxman's noble cause.
Sincerely,
Jon 'Bones' Jones