Sir Syed College

After marriage8:
ladka - Mera 10
ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha :-D




















Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli
Mili hai to
Character to milnge hi na :-p =D

Santa in computer exam ;
Examiner: What is Microsoft
Excel ??


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Santa: It is a new branch of Surf
Excel to clean the computer..

Ek Ghar Mein Ek Moti Aurat
Rehti Thi. . .
Ek Din Uske Ghar Mein Chor
Guss Aya
Moti Aurat Ne Chor Pakda
Or Uske Upar Beth Gayi,
Aur Apne Naukar pappu Se
Boli :
Moti Aurat: “ Ja pappu,
Police Ko Bula La ”
Pappu: “ Meri Chapal Nahi
Mil Rahi Malkin ”
Niche Se Chor Rote Hue
Chilaya:
“ Saale, kaminey Meri
Pehan Le, Par Jaldi Jaa, jaan
nikal rhi h is moti k wajan
se !!!

♣-Students rocked, teacher
Shocked-♣
Teacher :- chup ho jao,
Nahi to khada kar
dungi ???












students :- Madam, pahle
mera,
pahle mera, pahle mera!!!

Santa ko uski Girl-Friend ne
sms kiya..
"I MISS YOU"

Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak
Dimag Lagaya,

aur Do Ghante Baad Reply
Bheja..








"I Mr. YOU"
:-)))

Ek aurat Bache ke liye ro
rahi thi.

Ek Engineer ne rone ki
wajah poochi

Aurat ne kaha k mera
bacha beemar hai aur
dawa k liye paise nahi
hain...

Engineer ne 1000 ka note
diya aur
kaha jao dawa le lo aur
Rs.100 ka doodh bhi le
lena
Baqi paise mujhe wapis de
dena...


Aurat thodi daer baad
dawa aur doodh le ayi
baki 650rs engineer ko
wapiskar diye..


Engineer khush hua aur
sochne laga ki Neki
kabhi zaya nahi jati..


Doctor ko fees mil gayi,
bache ko dawa mil gayi
aur...




mera nakli note bhi chal
gaya..!!

Public Toilet Me Baithe
pappu Ko
Saath Wale Toilet Se
Aawaz aayi
:
Kya
Haal Hai Yaar?
pappu Ghabra Ke Bola:
Fine! Theek
Hun!
Fir Aawaz aayi :Kya Kar
Rahe Ho?
Pappu: Tumhari Tarah
Baitha Hua
Hun!
Aawaz aayi : Main Aa Jaun
Abi
Tumhare Paas?
pappu (Ghabra Kr): Oh! Nai
Nai Nai,
Main Boht Busy Hun! Fir
Aawaz aayi
:Yar Main Tumko
Baad Me Call Krta Hun...Pata
Nhi
Kon kamina Dusrey Toilet
Se Meri
Hr Baat Ka Jawab De Raha
Hai. . . !!! :=P

EXAM stOry...

















Yar Bus HeadinG Bta dy..
Bki Khud LIkh Lunga=P xD

*Y Pakistan in crisis?
Bcoz
5% boys r busy in study
3% in job
Only 2% r playing hockey cricket
etc
&
Other 90% r busy in playing Janu
Janu
Gud Morning janu
Gud nyt janu
Jee Janu
I love u Janu
Kesi ho Janu
Plz bolo na Janu
Aaj ao na Janu
Main mar jaon ga Janu
I Miss u Janu
Khak aisa mulk taraqi kary ga..?
Batao na janu...

This is attitude =p =))
Photographer studio me Kaminey
Ladke se:-
"Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera
se kabutar
niklega.!"
Kamina Ladka:- "Focus adjust kar
de..!!
gawaro wali baat na kar,
Portrait Mode use karna,
Macro ke saath,
"high Resolution me pic ani
chaiye,
Facebok pe lagani hai".....! warna
paise nahi
milenge................"SAALA kabutar
niklegaa".......:D

the best way to escape reality
without running is.. smiling.. ^_^