The Me1Amorphosis

𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 | March to April 2026 Issue

𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗱?
They told women to wait. To soften their voices. To take less space.
So they did something louder—they refused.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗣𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗦 is not here to celebrate quietly.
We are here to document what power tries to erase: the injustice, the imbalance, the truth behind every “allowed” voice and every silenced one.

From broken systems to breaking barriers, this issue asks the question others avoid: 𝗜𝗳 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀, 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿?

In celebration of 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻'𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵, we go beyond content.
This is resistance, accountability, and women no longer asking.

Read. Understand. Take part.
Because women are no longer waiting for space. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁.

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𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗘 𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗘𝗗: 𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘮𝘦d

The evidence? Hard work, sharp minds, and scholars who never miss a clue.
In this academic crime scene, hard work was our strongest evidence, determination our most reliable witness, and brilliance our final verdict. We cracked codes, solved problems, and pieced together knowledge with the precision of top-tier detectives. Every challenge became a case to investigate. Every lesson became a lead. Every achievement became a statement.
And now, standing boldly on the 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗿𝘀’ 𝗥𝗼𝗹𝗹, we present our findings:
We are disciplined. We are dedicated. We are distinguished.
The truth is undeniable—𝘄𝗲 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. 🏆💼

Congratulations to our 𝗕𝗦𝗘𝗗-𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗛 𝟯-𝟭𝗔 for a job well done.

🎩✨"There's nothing hidden in your head the Sorting Hat can't see..."

And this semester, it saw brilliance, perseverance, and magic beyond measure! 💫📚

To our A.Y. 2024–2025 2nd Semester Academic Scholars—the Sorting Hat would have no trouble placing you in the House of Excellence! 🏰🎓

Whether you possess the daring of Gryffindor, the wisdom of Ravenclaw, the loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the ambition of Slytherin—you've proven yourselves worthy of the highest honors in the wizarding (and academic) world! 🪄🌟

You've turned textbooks into spellbooks, exams into triumphs, and challenges into victories.

Congratulations, scholars—the Sorting Hat tips its brim to you! 🎉🧙‍♂️

Now onward to even greater enchantments!

💚✨ Look at us—defying gravity and making the Scholars' Roll our stage! ✨💚

BSEd English 2-1A didn’t just ace the semester—we made it popular! 💝🎀 With grades as sharp as Elphaba’s wit 🧙‍♀️🧐 and a glow as dazzling as Glinda’s bubbles 🪄🫧, we’ve proven that nothing can hold us down. 🏆🤩

We’re flying high, defying gravity! 🔮🎓

Here’s to being wickedly brilliant 👏 and unstoppable 💅—because when you’re this good, you’re changed for good! 🌟

✍️: Mark Rickwell Navalta
🖼️: Jonathan Quitoras

Why count sheep when you can count in style? 🐑✨

What a show we put on, counting our way through Japanese culture! 🇯🇵🌸
2-1A brought the spirit of Japan by hitting all the right notes, moving their feet in rhythm, proving that learning can be as fun as karaoke! 🎤🎶
Each numeral wasn’t just a number; it was a stepping stone on our path to cultural greatness. 🍀🤞

Why settle for the simple “one, two, three” when we can groove from “ichi, ni, san, yon” gooo!🎶👏

✍️: Mark Rickwell Navalta
🖼️: Jonathan Quitoras

Calling all QUEENS and KINGS of BSED English 2-1A! 💗🦋

It’s time to bring the heat and show these prelims who's boss! 🔥

We’ve been serving intelligence, style, and power since day one, and now it’s time to WERK that magic! 📝✨

With every exam, we’re dropping wisdom like it’s HOT and making those answers SHINE brighter than our future careers! 🌟

So sharpen those pens, flex that brainpower, and let’s dominate the game! 💪👑

Good luck, but honestly, do we even need it? We're already SLAYING! 💅💖

Laban, 2-1A!

#2-1Aslay

✍️: Mark Rickwell Navalta
🖼️: Jonathan Quitoras

Handa nang harapin ang mahiwagang salamin🪞 — portal! Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the greatest of them all? Congratulations, English Majors! Sophomore year is just around the corner, and we're standing tall, heads held high, ready to give it our all!

We've been trapped in a fairytale, not wanting to wake up from this dream. Freshman year may be ending, but the real challenges are just beginning.

Congratulations to the academic scholars of BSED English 1-1A for their stellar performance despite all the trial and error. All those tears and sleepless nights paid off!

Congrats on pushing your limits and reaching for the stars! Good luck, and believe in yourselves—you've got this!

𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑮: 𝑩𝑺𝑬𝑫-𝑬𝑵𝑮𝑳 1-1𝑨 𝑨𝒄𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒔
𝑹𝑬𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑫: 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔!

Divulge the scholarly soundtrack that echoes the triumphs of BSED-ENGL 1-1A's academic journey!

Introducing 'Esophagus, Esophagus' by Kween Yasmin, celebrating the hard work and dedication that led BSED-ENGL 1-1A to become academic scholars for the first semester!

3... 2... 1... 🎶 'Esophagus, Esophagus' 🎶 Habang tayo'y kumakain sa hapagkainan, siyempre, hindi mawawala ang iyong esophagus! Mananatili 'yan pang-habang buhay – just like the determination and commitment that brought us to this academic milestone.

Our esophagus may guide food to our stomachs, but our perseverance guided us to academic excellence. Iingatan mo 'yan, ipapahalagahan mo 'yan, dahil dadaloy, dadaloy 'yan sa iyong academic journey. And I, thank you. 🏆

Today, we applaud us—the scholars who have not only earned the title but have woven our stories into the rich tapestry of academic success. Our brilliance illuminates the path for future achievements, and we eagerly anticipate the verses of triumph yet to be written.

Congratulations, BSED-ENGL 1-1A! Together, we've orchestrated our way to greatness, and the academic world is richer with our shared scholarly melodies.

ANNOUNCEMENT I CLSU-SDC Declares Both Units I and II as Overall Champions of the 57th Uni Intrams

The 57th University Intramurals is now officially over as the Sports Development Council (SDC) chaired by Dr. Ravelina R. Velasco, Acting VP for Academic Affairs in consultation with the Executive Committee composed of the Vice Presidents and headed by University President Dr. Edgar A. Orden, declared the final and official standing hailing both Unit 1 - the College of Education Golden Fighting Lynx and Unit 2 - the College of Agriculture Mighty Aggies as overall champions after securing 81 golds each.

It can be recalled that the ceremonial awarding held at the closing day of the sporting event was based on the projected medal tally, however after further deliberation of the SDC in response to the concerns raised by the athletic managers, clarifications regarding the implemented ground rules and discrepancies in the medal tally were resolved through a series of meeting with the athletic managers and the college deans.

“Given the unique circumstances and to uphold the spirit of camaraderie, I propose that Unit I and Unit II jointly hold the title of Overall Champions, as they have both secured an equal tally of gold medals. This solution aims to promote unity and harmony without disregarding the substantial effort of our student players,” said Dr. Velasco.

The decision declaring the co-champions and retaining the ranks of other units was supported unanimously by all athletic managers and college deans in their final meeting.

Crafting Slogans, Shaping Perspectives!

Our BSED-ENGL 1-1A class is diving deep into 'Understanding The Self' with an exciting SLOGAN MAKING activity. We're delving into the crucial topics of body image, LGBTQIA+ rights, HIV awareness, and the power of LOVE.

Get ready for some inspiring slogans that'll make you think, reflect, and maybe even smile!

To our beloved teachers, you've painted the canvas of our minds with knowledge, and every stroke of your wisdom has left an indelible mark on our hearts. Happy Teachers' Day! 📚✨ As future educators, we understand the value of appreciation, which is why we've come together for a special gift-giving session to express our gratitude to each other. - BSED ENGL 1-1A