Winstar Casinio

"Believe in yourself, and trust your own wisdom
rather than being swayed by the opinions of others."

Teacher: Ano ang susunod sa MERCURY??

Juan: Rose Pharmacy Ma'am

Teacher: Ang bobo mo Juan!!!

Teacher: Ano ang susunod sa VENUS??

(Si Pedro Sumisigaw Ng Ma'am Alam Ko!!!!)

Teacher: Ikaw Pedro...

Pedro: Shamcey Supsup Ma'am!!!!

hahha

BOY 1: Hindi naman ako lasing kagabi ah!






BOY 2: Ahh... kaya pala nasa pool ka at hinahanap si NEMO!
At tinatanong mo GF mo kung single sya!
At tinawagan mo sarili mo at nagalit ka nung binabaan mo sarili mo!
Pumunta ka pa sa cabinet ko at sumigaw ka ng"PUCHA ASAN ANG NARNIA?!?!"
Pagtapos binabato mo ang pusa ko at sumisigaw ka ng "GO PIKACHU!"
at niyakap mo ang isang matanda na may puting bigote habang umiiyak at sinasabing "GANDALF NAGBALIK KA!

When I woke up this morning I asked myself: What are some of the secrets of success in life? I found the answer right there in my very room.
The Fan said - Be cool.
The Roof said - Aim high.
The Window said - See the world.
The Clock said - Every minute is precious.
The Mirror said - Reflect before you act.
The Door said - Push hard for your Goals. And don't forget.
The Carpet said - Kneel down & Pray

Don't get stuck on the one thing that ruins your day. Smile and be happy. Life is too short to waste on negativity.

hahhaha =)

Yeah !! GOOD MORNING =)))))

HOW TO SAVE YOUR HEART?

SHOULD
√ never expect
√ never demand
√ never assume

KNOW
√ your limits
√ where you stand
√ your role

DON'T
√ get affected
√ get jealous
√ get paranoid
√ even wait for his/her text

JUST
√√√ go on with the flow and stay happy. :)

Ang GiRLS daw ay parang algebraic expression..

kahit todo make-up. todo ayos. todo porma.






mas maganda pa din kung naka-SiMPLEST FORM.. :)