Captain NOLI - the Seaside

Captain: Mayor, light dinner lang ako mamaya ah!

Ang pagbabarko, talo pa ang showbiz. 😂⚓

Konting galaw mo, may balita agad.
Minsan nga, di ka pa sumasampa… kilala ka na! 😆

Mahina man ang signal onboard,
mabilis naman ang transmission ng balita. 📡🤣

Kapag bagong dating ang fresh provisions, parang Pasko sa barko. 🎄🥬🍎🥩😄

Pero habang tumatagal ang biyahe at nauubos ang choices…

doon nagsisimula ang tunay na MasterChef challenge. 😂👨‍🍳⚓

Hindi lang pagluluto ang skill ng cook onboard—kailangan din ng creativity, diskarte, at talent gumawa ng masarap kahit limitado na ang ingredients.

Respect sa ating mga cook at galley crew! 👏

Kapag sinabi ng Chief na “Saglit lang ’to…” 😅

Ang tunay na beterano onboard, hindi na nagtatanong kung gaano katagal.

Nagdadala na lang ng tubig. 😂💧⚓

Sa barko, minsan ang “saglit” ay depende sa trabaho… hindi sa oras.

Minsan, hindi leadership seminar ang sumusubok sa patience mo… Wi-Fi onboard lang sapat na. 😅📶⚓

Loading… reconnecting… searching for signal… tapos biglang connected — pero walang internet. 😂

Buhay seaman: natututo kang maghintay, mag-adjust, at huwag agad mawalan ng pasensya.

Patience is not only learned in rough seas. Sometimes, it’s learned waiting for one bar of signal. 😄

Manual and automatic calculations—a good officer should know both.

Technology makes the job faster, but understanding the manual process helps you verify the result, detect errors, and make sound decisions when automation fails.

Use the technology. Know the fundamentals. Verify before you trust. ⚓

⚠️ PUBLIC WARNING — FAKE ACCOUNT / SCAM ALERT

Please be informed that a FAKE ACCOUNT has been created using my son’s name, photos, and identity.

This fake account has reportedly been used for SCAMMING and EXTORTION.

There may also be fake accounts pretending to be me, Captain NOLI.

Please DO NOT:

* Send money or make any financial transaction.
* Respond to suspicious messages or demands.
* Click links sent by these fake accounts.
* Share OTPs, passwords, personal information, or private photos/documents.

If you receive any suspicious message supposedly coming from me or my son, please verify with us through our legitimate account or another trusted means first.

If you encounter the fake account, please REPORT and BLOCK it immediately. If you have received messages, threats, demands for money, or other suspicious communications from the account, please save screenshots and other evidence.

We have no connection whatsoever with any solicitation, request for money, threat, scam, or extortion being made through these fake accounts.

Please help us spread this warning to prevent others from becoming victims.

Thank you, and please stay vigilant.

— Captain NOLI