04/02/2026
They say justice is blind, but this mole takes it literally! 🚫👀 He might be legally blind, but with 22 "fingers" on his face, he can find a snack in under 120 milliseconds. That’s a quicker draw than any gunslinger in history! Just a tiny, furry alien tryin' to make his way through the frontier... one worm at a time.
If this mole was the Sheriff of your town, what would his first law be? ⚖️ (I bet it’s "More Mud, Less Grass!")