19/08/2026
π¨ SCIENCE WEATHER BULLETIN | SPECIAL SYSTEM ALERT π°οΈπ§οΈ
After days of monitoring weather disturbances, heavy rains, flooding, and class suspensions, our instruments have detected yet another significant event.
Scanning...π
π§οΈ Typhoon / Heavy Rains β DETECTED
π Flooding β DETECTED
π« Class Suspension β DETECTED
π Principal's Birthday β DETECTED
Attempting suspension...
β β β β β β β β β 100%
β ERROR 404: BIRTHDAY CANNOT BE SUSPENDED.
π CELEBRATION PROTOCOL ACTIVATED.
Further analysis shows:
π Orange energy β MAXIMUM
π₯ Hokage.exe β ONLINE
β¬οΈ Current level β +1
π₯· Shadow clones β NOT DETECTED... YET
π Probability of birthday greetings β 100%
Apparently, classes can be suspended...
but birthdays cannot. π
Jokes aside, even while classrooms remain quiet and we continue hoping for safer and better weather, today gives our school community something happy to celebrate.
To the leader who continues to guide our school through sunny days, rainy days, and even those "May pasok po ba bukas?" days π
βthe General Science Club wishes you a very happy and meaningful birthday, Sir Richard Cristobal Bagtas ! π§‘
May this new chapter bring you good health, happiness, greater success, and, according to our highly sophisticated scientific instruments...
βοΈ MUCH. BETTER. WEATHER. ππ
Happy Birthday, Sir/Master/Hokage! ππ§‘
Rain or shine. Online or offline. Suspended or not. Today, we celebrate you.
P.S. Our Science Club has yet to determine whether a Hokage is entitled to birthday leave. Further research is required. π¬π€
Poster by: Rhenz Jay Basilio | Science Club Peace Officer
Caption by: Arhgem Paquita | Science Club President