You Wouldn’t

Ben Stokes is a soy boy

Does anyone else have that one mate who just plays devils advocate because he has nothing interesting to say?

Most popular kids names of 2022: Ben Hunt

You know it’s goimg to be a productive sundee when everyone is up bright and early at 2pm and ready for mahi

Nothing screams excellent mental health like a spontaneous mullet 💪🏻

Nothing more punishing than five hours in a bus after getting absolutely dusted the night before

Who the f**k let’s dry july begin on a Friday. It was over before it even began 😪

6 down 4 to go 😤😤😤

Who the f**k is Boris Barrett? Only first five I know is Richie 😍😍😍

What in the the actual f**k is Facon? Just give me my kunekune on toast and a speights in a crate bottle, hold the glass darl it’s brunch not breakfast at Buckingham palace. Chairs

Who is everyone backing for the big fight ?
👍 Ed Matthews
❤️ Simple Simon

No one lies through their teeth more than vegans who claim that their “alternative mince” tastes just like the real thing 🤢