The Stressed Out Yogi

POV: The gods like to test you but they’ve also got your back. 🥷😂

Don’t forget to laugh at youself today. 🙏

There’s nothing worse than a too serious sally. 🧐

Always put full stops at the end of your sentences and don’t alter your perception of reality so that you accept what’s unacceptable. 👋

Kill all mosquitoes 🦟 they are not the same as ‘all living beings.’

Do not wipe your ass with your hand unless you’re really desperate, don’t be racist (that includes chasing white people down the street because they’re white)or sexist today (also includes randomly flirting with someone who’s trying to have a normal conversation with you and ignoring gender whilst interacting) + proper ‘Saucha’ morality & values etc etc… 💩

Embody the values not just the image, the asana, or the temple visits. 🕉️

It’s a philosophy.

🥰😘🥷🚶‍♀️

POV: What you think I’m like
Vs what I’m actually like

Don’t mind me just running some affirmations through/rehearsing for my next legal battle.

Just practicing my daily affirmations
& sending you my well wishes 🧚

Top tip: Saying it out loud in
Russian makes
it less traumatic. 🤓🤘🥷

🥷🧘🏼‍♀️🙏🦄

Peace ☮️
Gii Nina. 🧚

Don’t oppress your emotions,
they come out in FODMAP farts… 💩

Can’t wait to start chatting more hilarious and intellectual stuffs on my stream podcast out on 31st —— Link will be available Wednesday.

Sorry pro has been awful I have like 1/2 a day to myself per week. 🥷

My home… Happy Weekend from Bangkok 💖🧘🏼‍♀️

This my street view on a Saturday evening. 🙏

I’m exhausted & burnt out… Been passing out in between lessons.

Moving AGAIN because my house mates are absolutely revoltingly unhygienic… There’s actually nothing worse than a man child that urinates everywhere, thinks that you’re going to wash his dishes because you’re a woman and sexually profiles you during a casual conversation…

There’s a special Hindu hell for ‘men’ like that… Ahh there we go next podcast material ready:

Puyoda: The realm for the unhygienic.

Lalabhaksam: Hell for the sexually perverse man - punishment involves being cast into a sea of semen - Interesting how I feel walking into a bathroom that smells like someone’s spunked all up the F’n wall and there’s visible signs of urine everywhere.

Taptasurmi: Hell where sexually perverse men are forced to embrace red hot iron statues.

& last but not least Vajrakantaka-Salmali- Hell for those who engage in misconduct - punishment - tied to trees with sharp, thorny spikes. 🥷🧚

Enjoy the music—- 🎶