03/05/2014
INSTALLING HUSBAND
A woman writes to the IT
Technical support Guy.. Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
I noticed a distinct slowdown in
the overall system performance,
particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, and
then installed undesirable
programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 . Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,
and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. Please note that I have tried
running Nagging 5..3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,........................
Reply..
DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0
is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating
system. Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try
to download
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as
designed, Husband1.0 should
then automatically
run the applications Jewellery 2.0
and Flowers 3.5.. However, remember, overuse of
the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Silence
2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very
bad program that will download
the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under
any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus
in the background that will
eventually seize control of all your
system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt
to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash
Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a
great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn
new applications quickly.
You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot
Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
IT SUPPORT DESK