Management'students

In the modern world of business, it is useless to
be a creative original thinker unless you can
also sell what you create. Management cannot
be expected to recognize a good idea unless it
is presented to them by a good salesman.

In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original thinker unless you can also sell what you create. Management cannot be expected to recognize a good idea unless it is presented to them by a good salesman.

A Professor explained Marketing to
MBA students
1. You see gorgeous girl in party,
you go to her & say I am rich
marry me
That's Direct Marketing.
2. You attend party & your friend
goes to a girl & pointing at you
tells her, He' is very rich, marry
him..
" That's Advertising"
3. Girl walks to you & says u are
rich, can u marry me?
"That's Brand Recognition"
4. You say I m very rich marry me
& she slaps u
"That's Customer Feedback"
5. You say I m very rich marry me
& she introduces you to her
husband
"That's Demand & Supply Gap"
6. Before you say I m rich, marry
me, your wife arrives
That's Restriction from Entering
New Market ..

25 ULTIMATE TIPS FOR BETTER LIFE!!!
1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day.
& while you walk, SMILE.
It is the ultimate antidepressant.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes
each day.
3. When you wake up in the morning,
Pray to ask God's guidance for your
purpose, today.
4. Eat more foods that grow on trees
and plants and eat less food
that is manufactured in plants.
5. Drink green tea and plenty of water.
Eat blueberries, broccoli,
and almonds.
6. Try to make at least three people
smile each day.
7. Don't waste your precious energy on
gossip, energy vampires, issues of the
past, negative thoughts or things you
cannot control.
Instead invest your energy in the
positive present moment.
8. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a
prince and dinner like a
college kid with a maxed out charge
card.
9. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
10. Life is too short to waste time hating
anyone. Forgive them for
everything !
11. Don't take yourself so seriously. No
one else does.
12. You don't have to win every
argument. Agree to disagree.
13. Make peace with your past so it
won't spoil the present.
14. Don't compare your life to others.
You have no idea what their journey is
all about.
15. No one is in charge of your
happiness except you.
16. Frame every so-called disaster with
these words: 'In five years,
will this matter?'
17. Help the needy,Be generous ! Be a
'Giver' not a 'Taker'
18. What other people think of you is
none of your business.
19. Time heals everything.
20. However good or bad a situation is, it
will change.
21. Your job won't take care of you
when you are sick. Your
friends will. Stay in touch.
22. Envy is a waste of time. You already
have all you need.
23. Each night before you go to
bed ,Pray to God and Be thankful
for what you'll accomplish, today !
24. Remember that you are too blessed
to be stressed.
25.Share this to everyone on your list to
help them lead a happier
life...!!!!

A GF is not one who says,

"Main teri kismat me nai,
tum
mujhe
bhul jao" .
.

A true GF is one who
says,


"Tu parhai pe dehaan de,
placement ke baad ghar se utha lena..

"The Best Lines ever said by a Man....."
When I was born, A Woman was there to
hold me...... My Mother
As I grew up as a child, A woman was
there to care & play with me.....
My Sister
I went to school, A Woman was there to
help me learn...... My Teacher
I became depressed when I lost, A
Woman was there to offer a shoulder...
My Girlfriend
I needed compatibility, company & Love,
A Woman was there for me..
My Wife
I became tough, A Woman was there to
melt me..... My Daughter
When I will die, A Woman will be there
to absorb me in......
Motherland
If you are a Man,
value every Woman
&.
If you are a Woman,
feel proud to be one...

FRENCH KISS
Kia h?
French kiss ka Matlb ye k Larka Phly
Larki k Honto se Hont Touch kry
phr Larki ka uper Wala Hont Apne Honto
m Daba k Chusy
phr DOno HOntO K Beech m Zuban Dy
Larki me Hararat Tez Ho Gi
&
Larki Apni Zuban Lrky k Honto m Degi
To
To
Larka Lrki Ki Gardan K Pichli Side Hath
Rkh k Uski Zuban Apne Honto m Ly k
Chuse Ga
2no Mdhosh Ho K ALag Hone Ka Nam Nai
Ly gy

dad: i want u to marry a
girl of my choice
son: no
dad: the gal iz d
daughter of Bill Gates
son: then ok
dad goes to bill gates...
dad: i want ur daughter
to marry my son
Bill Gates: no
dad: he is d ceo of world
bank
Bill Gates: then ok
Dad goes to president
of world bank
dad: u have to appoint
my son as ceo of world
bank
president: no
dad: he is son in law of
Bill Gates
president: then ok........ Thats a management mind.........

Most Girls' Story..
Pehle photo upload karti hai ..120
likes .. then makes it her profile
pic .. 150 more likes .. then makes
it her cover pic .. 120 more likes ..
now makes it her profile pic
again .. 90 more likes .. then starts
replying to the comments on the
pic .. pic bumps up in everyone's
home page .. 50 more likes .. jab
baki log comment karna bandh
kar dete hain .. then she writes
"thanks everyone" ... pic bumps up
in everyone's fb home page.. 45
more likes.. fir 1 week baad pehla
thanks everyone delete kar de fir
se thanks everyone .. fir 10 likes
more .. ab fir se 2 weeks baad last
thanks everyone delete aur naya
thanks everyone .. are meri ma ..
jo baki 5 friends ne tera pic like
nahi kiya hai woh abhi fb nahi
use kar rahe .. koi faida nahi pic
bump kar ke ..!!

Who Will Rock This Time ??
1. Sachin Tendulkar
2. Kieron Pollard
3. Rahul Dravid
4. Ajinkya Rahane
5. Suresh Raina
6. MS Dhoni
7. David Warner
8. Mahela Jayawardene
9. virat kholi
10. someone else