2016 Ijbcoe Connect

After COVID-19
Possible assignments/projects when schools finally resume (based on departments)!!

1. Political Science: The Corona Virus likely may have been a man-made biological weapon to control the world or may have truly been an outbreak as purported by the media. Discuss.

2. Economics: Discuss the economic effect of the corona virus and how it may/may not have helped shaped the world's industries today. What is the likely outcome of the world economy in 10 years based on this event?

3. Statistics: In a normal population of 500,000 people, a survey of the number of cases of corona virus was conducted with a sample of 1000 people and the number of corona cases was discovered to be 700. Another survey was carried out with a sample of 2600 and the number was recorded at 800. Using a CI of 95% prove that the number of corona cases is not greater than 700.

4. History and International Relationship: In what year was corona virus discovered and how was it discovered and by whom? Discuss and give references.

5. MCB/BCH/MGB/MBG/PSB/ETC: Draw and label a corona virus. Discuss its economic importance and mode of propagation with a diagram.

6. PIC: Corona Virus is/was said to be cured by a mixture of Chloroquine and **********. Draw the structural and molecular formula of the mixture and what will be the reaction when mixed with HCL and CH3COOH? Give reasons and laboratory procedure.

7. Maths/Engr/Physics: The corona virus is/was said to last 10hrs in air. A man of height 5.5m sneezed, how far from the ground will the virus be in air and how long till it reaches the ground judging from the man's height? If a woman of height 6m inhales air, what is the chance of she not inhaling a corona-infested air and why?

8. Medicine/Pharmacy/Etc: A woman was infected with corona virus and developed acute symptoms of the disease. A student doctor administered an overdose of Chloroquine accidentally and she started having reaction as a result. What are her chances of survival and how can the patient be made stable again?

9. Law: A man was accused of robbery and theft and was to be sentenced to jail. The man was diagnosed to have Coronavirus and his Lawyer pled for leniency based on that ground. As a judge, how can you justify the matter seeing that the man must not be seen in public? 😎Also, discuss the implication of this virus on the Nigeria judicial system.

10. Mass Comm: The media is both an agent of propaganda and encouragement. What role has the media played in encouraging the spread of the coronavirus news and how has it changed the society at last? (Not less than 100,000 words. To be submitted on Friday)

Na assignments dey wait students like this o 😂😂😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃.

ME: *Crying and talking to my dad on phone* Papa since last week I have not eaten a good food.
DAD: Is that the reason why you are crying?
ME: Ette you won't understand. I'm broke and dried.
DAD: Alright, I'll send you five thousand naira. I guess it'll last you for a month, because when I was your age I used to...
ME: *interrupts him* I have heard. When should I expect it?
DAD: I'll send it right way.
(five minutes later credit alert pops up)..
ME: *calling my dad* Thank you daddy, I've seen it. God bless you.
(Hang up and prepare to sleep)
The next morning, immediately I enter school, my class rep is shouting my name from the department.
CLASS REP: Joco I dey call you since, why you dey do as if you no dey hear?
ME: oboy carry your own go one side. I dey vex, I wan enter go chop first.
CLASS REP: (Opens his bag and brings out a full scalp sheet) oboy that man reject your assignment oh, hims say you never buy him material.
ME: (Shaking already) which kind life be this? In fact sef, get out I no dey buy.
CLASS REP: na forty marks oh.
ME: (mumbling and thinking.. Reluctantly speaking again) How much be the textbook?
CLASS REP: Two thousand for the textbook, one thousand for the manual.
ME: blood of God! Oboy how much last?
CLASS REP: guy it's like you no serious, if I go pay these ones come back, I no go go him office again.
ME: (gives him three thousand) guy if you don add money to wetin the man dey take eh, na god go punish you.
CLASS REP: (Becomes angry) Take your money and your assessment, go submit by yourself.
ME: Sorry na, person no dey follow you play?
(we both shake hands and part ways.)
*reaching my department, meets with one of my course mate*
ME: oboy how far na?
COURSE MATE: I dey oh, you just dey enter school?
ME: Yes, where you dey go?
COURSE MATE: I wan reach faculty building, them say NAPSS (NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF POLITICAL SCIENCE STUDENTS) fee payment dey end by 12noon today. And without that receipt you no go fit write exam.
ME: na how much?
COURSE MATE: Two thousand na. I don go oh.
ME: wait make we go together.
(later around noon, i realized I was terribly hungry. But no money to eat.)
*meets class rep coming from class*
CLASS REP: you later go chop?
ME: (with a heavy heart) oboy don kill me. Abeg find me hundred box make I pay go house.
*LATER IN THE NIGHT, CALLED MY DAD ON PHONE*
ME: daddy good evening.
DAD: yes how are you?
ME: I have not eaten. I'm hungry and my...
DAD: are you joking with me?
ME: No.
DAD: Where's the money I sent to you?
ME: IJBCOE 😫😔

2017 Mr. IzonEbi and 2017 face of IzonEbi we love y'all mode class of 2016.

Congratulations to the school of Science, on their signout

Congratulations to Political Science Department on their Sign out.