AAU Alumni Sapele Chapter

AAU annual thanksgiving holds today SUN. 26th Feb. by 7:30am @ VIFA Sap. along new road. from there to Orphanage home & meeting. Host:Egbesu S. Inquiring 08034308229.Tell others.

AAU Alumni Meet.Holds today Sun.31st.by 2pm @ Town gate hotel rd.opp.Zenith bank.D house wit black tank on ur left.Host Ovo Achenike.Tell others, like & Share.Inquiring, cal 08033899107.Tks

AAU Meeting holds Sun.27th March by 2pm @ Town gate road. D road opposite Zenith bank, towards d ending, there's an MTN mast, d house behind d mast. Host: Mrs Eruse.

AAU Alumni Annual thanksgiving held on Feb 28th, 2016 @ Ebenezer Baptism Church, Sapele. Two horn Speakers & financial gratification was used for d thanksgiving. To God ALONE be all the Glory.

Timmy lost his job after his wife gave birth to their second daughter. For 6 yrs, he could not secure another job and the wife became the bread winner of their family, it was like hell. One day, the wife came in & told her husband that there was a job interview somewhere, the husband went. Among 126 applicants, all they needed was just only one person for the post of Assistant General Manager. Timmy was not hopeful of anything good coming from there but his wife assured him that her uncle is a friend to the CEO of the company. 5 days after the interview, the CEO called Timmy to meet him in his private hotel room for his appointment letter. In a twinkle of an eye he got there, with joy he opened the letter, 550k monthly salary to start with, 2 official cars, 5 bedroom duplex at Ocean view, at the end of the letter was a note that "Your appointment could be terminated anytime incase there is any mis-conduct". Out of joy he picked up his phone & called his wife. To his surprise his wife's phone rang right there in the hotel room. He looked towards the direction of the sound only to find his wife's bag somewhere at the corner of the room.

What wld u do if u re in Timmy's shoe?

CONVERSATION BETWEEN COL. DASUKI AND DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN

Dasuki: Grin Grin Grin (phone rings)

Patient Jonathan: Hello, nah who be dat?

Dasuki: Your Excellency sir, good morning.

Patient Jonathan: No be oga dey talk, na me dey talk, Dame.

Dasuki: Sorry ma, good morning ma. Na Dasuki dey call ma.

Patient Jonathan: ehn, Morring. Wetin you want?
Dasuki: Dem don arrest me.

Patient Jonathan: Wetin you do?

Dasuki: Dem say I steal $2.1B money meant for ammunition for our soldiers.

Patient Jonathan: Na true?

Dasuki: em em em, I am...
Patient Jonathan: kip kwayeti, na only you waka come.

Dasuki: No be only me o. Dokpesi dey o.

Patient Jonathan: Shey dat AIT man? Wetin him do again?

Dasuki: Him sef get N2.1B from the money.
Patient Jonathan: God catch am!

Dasuki: Bafarawa sef dey here o

Patient Jonathan: Ah ha, Batagata gini? who be dat? wetin him do?

Dasuki: na our Chief Imam o. na him collect N4.2B to take organise all the imams for nijiria wey pray for oga for second term o.

Patient Jonathan: Shey we win? no be fake prayer dem do?

Dasuki: a no know ma.

Patient Jonathan: Issorait. shey na all of una dem don carry?

Dasuki: no o, na only three of us.

Patient Jonathan: Three of una, Oritsejafor nko?

Dasuki: Dem never arrest am.

Patient Jonathan: Wat of my father-in-law, Edwin Clarke?

Dasuki: Dem never catch am ma.

Patient Jonathan: Orubebe nko?

Dasuki: E no dey with us but him don face different trial.

Patient Jonathan: uhm, uhm dis man nko? Okpepe abi wetin dem call am?

Dasuki: Okupe ma. him never join us.

Patient Jonathan: E good like dat. Na so una deceive my husband. God don catch una. My husband no dey o. No call this number again o. (Gbam, phone drop).

Patient Jonathan: (Sitting and thinking), eewo! eewo!!! eewo!!! dis people don kill Nijiria o. Ah, Dia ris God o. Dia ris God o.

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Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!👌😳

😂😂😂
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

A wife's phone rang at about 10pm last night and the
husband who always
suspects his wife quickly picked it and said:
"Who's this?!".
Caller: (hearing a man's voice & suspecting its
the husband )
"Hello! this is Frank Edoho from "Who
Wants To Be A Millionaire"
Your friend is on Hot- Seat & about to win Five
Million Naira but needs your help.
Husband: Darling! Darling!! Sweetheart!!
honey!!
your friend
is about winning Five Million Naira from Who
Wants To Be A
Millionaire & needs your help o...!
Wife: (collected the phone, saw the number) and said
"hello"...!
The caller continued:
"You said you'll be coming tomorrow, is it ;
(A) Morning, (B) Afternoon, (C) Evening. (D) Night.
Wife: The answer is B.
Caller: How sure are you ?
Wife: Pretty sure...! Call ended !!!
Hahahahaaaaa Bros if u think say u fit monitor ur
woman, u still dey sleep on top bicycle.....
I juz dey hail o! Good day

SPECIAL PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: The Federal Road Safety Commission has just
come out with the concept of “ICE".. Please read
carefully, it may save your life or that of someone
you know" We all carry our mobile phones with
names & numbers stored in its memory. If we were
to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the
people attending to us would have our mobile phone
but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are
hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the
contact person in case of an emergency? Hence
this 'ICE' (In Case of Emergency) Campaign. The
concept of 'ICE' is catching on quickly. It is a
method of contact during emergency situations.
As mobile phones are carried by the majority of
the population, all you need to do is store the
number of a contact person or persons who
should be contacted during
emergency under the name 'ICE' ( In Case Of
Emergency). The idea was thought up by a
paramedic who found that when he went to the
scenes of accidents there were always mobile
phones with patients but they didn't know which
number to call. He therefore thought that it would
be a good idea if there was a nationally
recognised name for this purpose. In an
emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel
and hospital staff would be able to quickly
contact the right person by simply dialling the
number you have stored as 'ICE'. Please forward
this. It won't take too many 'forwards' before
everybody will know about this. It really could
save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest.
For more than one contact name simply enter
ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. PASS THIS AROUND TO
MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE AND THIS CAN HELP IN
AN EMERGENCY".

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