NAPAS

19/10/2023

Good morning great NAPAS
Is been a while here... Today I want to bless our souls of with this powerful word of God...
Everywhere Pharoah in your life today shall be crushed by the finger if God.
What ever is holding you bound is destroyed today in Jesus name.. whoever has hardened his/her heart against you may the anger if God crush them into pieces. Amen.

Blessed day ahead

22/09/2020

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Your home is blessed

22/12/2014

OBITUARY!
OBITUARY!!
OBITUARY!!!
We,the entire NAPAS students ,with gratitude to God,announce the death of Dr.F.Carry over,who died this semester,immediately after the release of results.He was survivdd by many relations to mourn his death,among whom are;
Mrs.Failure-wife
Hon.Sorting-son
Miss Indecent Dressing-daughter.
Microchips-grandchildren
Non Academic Student(NAS)-friends.
The Whole Family,relations And Friends Lost Their Lives On Their Way Back From The Burial.

May Their Souls Rest In Pieces.

Sign:Prof. A.A.Firstclass
For All D NAPAS

18/12/2014

A STUDENT PLAYING WITH HIS
TEACHER'S INTELLIGENCE ASKED THUS:

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge?
TEACHER: I dnt knw.
STUDENT: It'z easy, u jst open the fridge and put it in there.
I have another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It'z easy, u just open the fridge and put it in there.
STUDENT: No sir, u just open the fridge take out the elephant nd put it in there
TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
STUDENT: If all the animals went 2 the lion's birthdy party with 1
animal missing, which animal would it b?
TEACHR: The lion ofcoz bcoz it would eat all the animals.
STUDNT: No sir, the donkey ofcoz bcoz it'z stll inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are u kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one more last question.
TEACHR: Ok!
STUDNT: If there's a river of crocodiles and u want 2 cross, how
would u?
TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a ladder 2 cross.
STUDENT: No sir, u jst swim and cross it bcoz all the animals went 2 the lion's birthday party.

Happy Xmas in Ad.

05/12/2014

A college student is deeply in love with his classmate but he doesn’t know what to do to get the girl’s attention.

One day, he came to ask the girl for help with his assignments and the girl agreed.

Happily, he came to sit next to the girl the next day and took out a book pretending to read.

After a little while, the girl asked: “You must be a genius. How can you read a book upside down?”

21/06/2014

TODAY'S JOKE:

A girl was with her father when she saw her
boyfriend coming.
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled
"DADDY IS HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor.
BOY: No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have that one... may be you should take
the other one "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by
Chimamanda Adichie.
BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU
IN 5 MINS" while coming to school...
GIRL: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU
DOWN" by Chinua Achebe.
Then;
DAD: These are too many books, will he read all of
them?
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart.
DAD: Okay, don't forget to give him the one on the
table titled, "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare!
And also the one on the dinning titled "IF YOU GET
PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole
Soyinka.

HAPPY WEEKEND

13/06/2014

13/06/2014

Try not to take things personally; what people say about you is a reflection of them, not you.

13/06/2014

Don't stress about the closed doors behind you. New doors are opening if you keep moving forward.

HAPPY WEEKEND

11/06/2014

Fellow administrator, here is a forum for us to discuss the development of our country.

11/06/2014

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