Blessed comprehensive secondary school, Agip, Port Harcourt

TODAY IS THE BURIAL OF THE FOUNDER AND DIRECTOR OF GREAT BCSS AGIP, PORT HARCOURT, YOU CAN REACH OUT TO HER DAUGHTER, MRS COMFORT ON THIS NUMBER 07036946395

Throw back pix
2002 set

Throw back

A graduate in Biology from
University of Benin was having
difficulty in finding a job. He saw an
advert in one of the daily
newspapers for a job at a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told
him that their gorilla, which had
been tourists attraction has died so
they needed someone to dress up &
pretend as gorilla.
The graduate was embarrassed, but
since the salary was OK, he accepted
the job. The 1st day, he put on the
gorilla skin & entered the cage, he
started jumping up and down, beat his
chest & roared like gorilla.
The next day, he put on a gorilla skin
& started moving
around the zoo again & mistakenly
entered another
cage and found himself staring at a
lion. The lion roared & rushed
towards him. The scared graduate
quickly forgot that he is a gorilla &
started shouting like human, "Help!
Help!"
The lion leaped onto him,knocked him
to the ground & whispered in his ear
"EBUKA" it's me EMEKA, ur course
mate.
(don't laugh alone, share to
graduates & undergraduates in ur
friend's list

"DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RELATIONSHIP AND MARRIAGE"

A student asks a teacher, "What is Relationship? "The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the field, got through first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders "maybe there is a bigger one later". Then he saw another bigger one But may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he has missed the biggest one which he regretted. So he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, "This is Relationship" You keep looking for a better one but when later you realise, you have already missed the person"

"What is marriage then?" the student asked. The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the corn field, this time he was careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reached the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy and came back to the teacher. The teacher told him, "This time you brought back a corn. You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get... "This is marriage"

D venue of d church 4 dos dat wil want to attend d church service for Paul okeke wedding. Immaculate Heart Catholic church. 51 Ekwe street, mile 3 diobu PH