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Ensure to keep a devil's advocate in your team. If everyone around you sings your praise, it is a clear indication of impending failure.

Great AMES! Engr. D M Princewill
Burial is scheduled to hold in Buguma today at Abii's compound. Drop Your last words as we say goodbye

Engr. D M Princewill past away today, it's indeed a very sad moment for AMES, the Mechanical Engineering Department, the School Of Engineering and KenPoly at large. RIP Sir!!!

Here are some funny facts some Engineers
would love to hear. Read below:-
1. For engineers every course apart from
engineering is easy.
2. An engineer has the power of getting up at
9.25am and reaching the class at 9.30am.
3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer’s national
dress while galla and La casera is the
national
food.
4. A normal person will fix the broken things
but an engineer will first break a thing and
then
he would fix it.
5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and
they even can make time machine. However,
he
just can’t build a relationship with a LADY.
6. An engineer doesn’t care for the rise in
price
of petrol or gold but he gets mad when
cigarette
costs #20 instead of #10.
7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If
there
is no problem, then he will create one and
would
start solving it.
8. An engineer can derive any relation just
give
them the final expression.
9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium
(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how
engineers flirt.
10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher
taking the class but not taking the
attendance.
11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one
night.
12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an
Engineer knows this.
13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and
will never wake up in morning.
14. An Engineer is the most innocent person
in
front of his parents.
15. Never argue with an engineer because
arguing with Engineers is like killing the
mosquito on your cheek, you might or might
not
kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.
16. No one can speak better English than an
engineer who is having a bottle of ORIGIN in
his hand.
17. There is always a hidden folder in
engineer’s
laptop.
Are you proud to be an Engineer?

Finally the meeting could not hold.. Reasons unknown

Departmental meeting is expected to hold today... Lets wait and see the out come

Time table is out in the department... ND2 has a list of names pasted without practical score in fluid practical. HND time table is out as well.. Your Welcome back to 2014/2015 2nd Simester. AMES gbo! gbo!

Back to school, aluta continua & victoria asata...

Exam thing all the way, but there is a recent Deput. Rector, Rector rumor any confermed info?

Waow!! Finally the cumulative has been pasted, the race that started with approximately 400 students, has come to a new phase with only 201 students. God help us. (ND2 2013/2014) Great AMES!! AMES gbogbo!!! Aluta Continua

=> Cheryl's Birthday

The Just released results (CGPA) for NE13, 2013/2014, ND2 has shown that more than half of the class is to repeat ND1 or go back home. The 400 man class has been divided as it was earler predicted by Engr, Tor Festus. GOD help AMES! Also thank GOD for our HND2 where is no WAF or repeat case, but going through much hell than the ND2. Aluta continua!!!