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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do. “The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”
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Akpos got 0% marks in an exam and was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct!

The questions and answers below:

Q.1- In which battle did Usman Dan Fodio Die?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page.

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce?
Ans.- Marriage.

Q.4- What day is the Nigeria Independence?
Ans.- Independence Day

Q.5- When was Nelson Mandela Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday.

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People?
Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake!
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Do you feel that he was wrongly penalised? Comment Below...

Men and s*x!!..

Women find it hard to understand wassup with men and s*x😂...
They want to help you,they want s*x.
They say they love you,they want s*x..
You mistakenly sleep over,they want s*x..
They want to borrow you money.. They want s*x.
They want to give you a job.. They want s*x..
They want to pass you .. They want s*x...

First of all.
You need to understand the system of men..
We didn't ask for this... We didn't create ourselves..
Do you know that 95% of healthy men wake up with an Er****on??.. A mother fu***ng b***r!!...
Did we bargain for it??.. No !!..
Do you know that the p***s has a mind of his own?.. You can be reading your bible and your p***s will stand..
A man can be sleeping,once you start rubbing the p***s,it stands even when the man is asleep!!.

Have you asked yourself why men are never on any periods?,cramps or bad moods.. That's how God created us..
A man is naturally always ready for s*x!!....Rub a man of his head,he already thinks you want s*x,wink at him,he's already seeing you naked.. .
wave at a man walking with his wife,he will lose focus😂..
Its not by in Jesus name or holyGhost fire!!..
That's why churches don't allow ladies with short dresses to sit in front because they will confuse pastor!!... Its by anointing or Sheri ma ma ma ooo.

We didn't manufacture the high libido by ourselves...
We are all created in God's image...
The only man that over came s*x according to the good books was jesus Christ himself and Joseph,Joseph own is that he didn't just run away,he fled!!!.. Him for stay na😂. ,jesus was God and on top that,he was very careful not to include a woman in disciple train😋..
So many great men have fallen because of s*x.. Do you think they wanted to??...
Soldiers in front of war still develop urge for s*x!!.. To show you how bad it is...so many soldiers were killed during biafran war because a woman lured them to the bush😂..

David in the bible sent a woman's husband to the war front for him to die so he can have s*x with the wife..
do i need to tell you about Samson,?. Solomon and other bible characters..
It can only take the grace of God,and some level of maturity to curtail this... To curtail oo😂..

The way our body react to this is not the same you people's (women's) body react to it...
How many great women have you heard messed up because of dick??... None or even few !!..

So next time a man 'misbehaves' because of s*x, don't see it as he's a beast or an animal.
We are just responding to nature....
Don't be like "i have lost the respect i have for you" "i thought you are responsible" "so this is what you wanted"... Yen Yen Yen😂😂...
Easy baby even that your father, a 17 year old can make him lose focus and collect the money meant for your school fees 😂..

I pray you read this post with realistic understanding 😋..