Img Grammar School'old Stu' 2014

My Girlfriend told me late last month that it's over between us, I
thought about it and I found out that life without her is
meaningless.
So, I decided to kill myself. I jumped from my reading table to
my mouka foam, I didn't die,
I went to an express road &looked carefully before crossing the
road,nothing happened to me.
I drank 4 bottles of lacasera with too much suya but nothing
happened,
I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't
see hell!
I proceeded to another level of concortion....So, I prepared
gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and lots of fresh
tomatoes, yet nothing happened.
I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I didn't die.
I'm so worried now cause I Just finished eating fried rice with
chilled maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing still happened
to me.
I'm really upset right now.
My friends, what do I do? Should I try plantain and chicken with
fresh milk.
Will it work? Advice me please.
I'm waiting for your advice..

Dis goes 2 d group admin 4 creatin dis group 4 ntn

we nid 2 talk pls

King kaldoy sey yhu just only created dis group 4 ntn. Abeg try 2 make dis group lively, since last year I hv nt seen a single post from d admin abeg let finnd sumtin 2 do

Happy new year in advance to u guys o o o

Its a wonderful morning palz,hurry up! Dnt b late too school... Honesty!!!!

Special announcement 2 special i.m.g old stu 2014, pls u let us all meet @ d school premises next week wednessday which is on d 21st of dis month . May God bless us all. (ANNOUNCER:MANAGEMENT)