23/08/2015
My Girlfriend told me late last month that it's over between us, I
thought about it and I found out that life without her is
meaningless.
So, I decided to kill myself. I jumped from my reading table to
my mouka foam, I didn't die,
I went to an express road &looked carefully before crossing the
road,nothing happened to me.
I drank 4 bottles of lacasera with too much suya but nothing
happened,
I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't
see hell!
I proceeded to another level of concortion....So, I prepared
gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and lots of fresh
tomatoes, yet nothing happened.
I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I didn't die.
I'm so worried now cause I Just finished eating fried rice with
chilled maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing still happened
to me.
I'm really upset right now.
My friends, what do I do? Should I try plantain and chicken with
fresh milk.
Will it work? Advice me please.
I'm waiting for your advice..
