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1. Who is the founder of GSM in Nigeria

2. Why is Nokia torch very important in telecommunication invasion in Nigeria

3. If Nokia 3310 ancesors sells for N15,000 - N25,000 in 2001 why sell them for N2,500 these days discuss

4. If all telephone has Gender [Male or Female], what gender will blackberry be, explain

5. Nigerian Boys and Girls which uses the costliest phone

6. If phones are built in TABLETS when will they start appearing in CAPSULES and SYRUPS?

7. Why are most Blackberry phone not really black?

8. If the KEYPAD of BLACK Nokia 1209 bulges like a belly, why can it be called BLACKBERRY phone?

9. What is wrong with TECHO and why are they pushing Nokia out of the market?

10. What kind, make and model of phone will OBJ be using now, discuss

11. If there was a phone conversation between BUHARY and GEJ, who made the call and why?

12. NOKIA, SAMSUNG and GLOBACOM which one has more network and service?

15. If 2go died after making so much noise, what makes you think WhatsApp will live forever?

16. Define Pinging and differenciate between pinging and Flashing

17. If you get a message from IBB that reads "Call me I need, I need your help..." what will you do?

18. Among the networks EMINADO, GLO, MTN, TECHNO, and ETISALAT in Nigerian which is Cheapest compaired to others.

19.What is the difference between the MTN SIM CARD sold N30,000 in 2001 and the one sold for only N150 today?

20. IF Airtel gives their SIM cards free, are you sure the SIM cards are good, explain.

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LATEST NIJA [EBOLA] QUIZ FOR ALL NIJA
NOTICE: ALL QUESTION CARRY EQUAL MARKS [10MKS EACH]

1. Define Ebola and what is the best short name for it?

2. Who is Patrick Sawyer and what is he doing in Nigeria

3.Hand-shake, Hugging and mouth odour which one spreads Ebola more faster

4. A fine babe travelling from Lagos to Benin was crying for hours: her sit mate was trying to help, gave her his hanky and and was asking her what the problem was and everyone in the bus was concerned and wanted to help. 10 mins later the conductor came around and asked her for her T-fair, the lady rattled out in anger - "...I can see you have no conscience, ...that I ran away from Ebola Quarantine Camp here in Lagos does not mean I will die of Ebola, and even if I will, let it be in my Fathers House in Benin!.."

4[a]. What will be the reaction of all the percengers in the bus

4[b]. If her sit mate fainted instantly explain why

4[c]. If the driver was not seen almost immidiately on the steering wheel even when the bus was still speeding, discuss

5. Which of this is not among the economic importances of Ebola in Nigeria, [A].Personal Cleanliness, [B]. Drinking of Salt, [C]. Bathing with salt [D] Hand sanitizers

6. Why does Ebola like jumping from one city to another, like jumping from Liberia to Nigeria and From Lagos/Abuja to P.H.C?

7. Which of the following are best cure for Ebo, [A]. Bitter Cola, [B]. Babalawo, [C]. Salt, explain

8. If _ola is very important in Yeruba names like Ola, Olantunde, Olantunji, Olajide, etc, why is there Ola in Ebola - discuss.

9. Differenciate between Adebola and Ebola.

10. Who is the father and founder of Ebola in Nigeria

11. Why is Ebola killing more dangerous than Boko.H killing, elaborate.

12. If your millonier Girlfriend wrote and dropped a cheque of N50,000,000 Naira on her table 1hr before she was diagnosed and died of Ebola, discuss what you will do with the cheque, assuming you are supposed to pick it an hour later?

13. If you must sleep with any of these two, Ebola-friend or HIV-friend, make a choice

14. If Ebola is possibly spread by musicians, which Nigerian musician will have the highest spreading coefficient.

15. An Islamic Boko Haram was making noice of how he will blow up an eatry with people in it, he was trying to make an example of a young make he already had a sharp blade over his neck, he was making a last blatter of "Allah ha..." when the young man told the begging crowd, "..make una no worry, my death no mean anything...I have Ebola" - the Boko H. man released the manand shouted -"Blood of !!!" - discuss this event in 500 words.

15[A]. One word for the Boko Man in 15 above

16. Who is Akpors, is he male or female. Explain please.

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Section A (Answer all questions, questions carry equal marks)

1a) How many chibok gals were kidnapped and state d rison for their kidnap?(20marks)

1b) The question “Na only you waka come was said by who and to whom? Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is God oo!(15marks)

2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switchon a Nokia phone ?(10 marks)

2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?(10marks)

3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on Facebook, who sent the friend request and why ?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

7. Define Doro and explain why it is very important in the Nigerian music industry.

SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each)

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ?

4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire a day after you guys broke up, find the value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech onthe same occasion? Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept constant.

SECTION C (Answer 2)

1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss. (20Marks)

2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top' (15 Marks)

3)Whats the name of the lady that says "please enter your secret number" at the ATM center of the banks. State reasons why she was chosen and explain too(20 Marks)

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