19/07/2012
A beautiful young woman, on an
international flight, asked the
priest beside her, "Father, may I
ask a favour?"
"Of course you may. What can I
do for you?"
"Well, I bought this new expensive
electronic hair dryer that is well
over the Customs limits and I'm
afraid that they'll confiscate it
from me. Is there anyway that
you could carry it through
Customs for me? Under your
robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear,
but I must warn you: I will not
lie."
"With your honest face, Father,
no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, the
young lady let the priest go
ahead of her. The Customs
Officer asked, "Father, do you
have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down
to my waist, I have nothing to
declare."
The Officer thought this answer
strange, so he asked, "And what
do you have to declare from your
waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little
instrument designed to be used
on a woman, but which is, to
date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the Officer
said, "God bless you, Father, go
ahead. Hehehe, wot do U̶̲̥̅̊ fink d oficer tot d priest meant? ℓ☺ℓ