30/07/2014
Quotable Quotes
Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain
without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872).
He who says nothing last forever has never
tried Hausa
perfume - Isaac Newton (1904).
He who fully unwraps a sharwama
completely before
eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham
Lincoln (1864).
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from
pepper-soup
with his eyes wide open is not afraid of
anything - Martin
Luther King Jnr (1900).
Anyone who thinks he has no enemy has
never been with
a mountain of fire member - William
Shakespeare (1788).
Anyone who graduated from a Federal or
state varsity
without experiencing strike probably has never
been to
Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904).
He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has
trust issues -
Alexander the III 1709).
He who refuses to classify Agege bread n
Akara as a type
of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther king Jnr
(1931).
Any man who drinks alomo bitters without
squeezing his
face, is capable of murder....obasa njo(1999)
Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but
allowing the
garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty-
Queen
Elisabeth (1893).
He who runs around looking for scissors to
cut indomie
seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr
Nnamdi
Azikiwe 1947)
No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook yam. -
Goodluck (2013)
He who is laughing cannot squeeze his nose.
Ladoke
Akintola (1909)
Anyone that reads this without laughing, that
person is
looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)
