Nirus' Words Bank

GRACE PHILEMON....


Will you allow me make my music with you?
Every tenor beat will come from your heartbeat: Your cool sound voice my soprano soundtrack: Then the alto sound you make when you transform my atmospheric tranquility with your nonplatonic vibes I’d use for my high pitch.


Will you allow me make my music with you?
For every d there’s a r' m' f' s' l' t' d'
Your love and/or friendship would be a good lyrics to my tune: Your incessant smile & look a treble melody for my rhythms


Will you allow me make my music with you?
I’d make a high note staring at you
Reminding myself in every line how lucky I am to have you.... For how beautiful you are would be my chorus: And your smiles making my verse.


Will you allow me make my music with you?
Together we’d be an album
Each track making up of our love Which I’d put on repeat to remind myself Of how I’ve lost you: Not to death, but to the music producer.

✍🏽✍🏽
Nirus Nathan

Happy Birthday Mr. Nathan Nirus (Chief Admin, NWB)

You’ve developed the four corners of your territory and made life much easier for the ones you lead. Happy birthday, sir. Wishing you a superb life of grace.

𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒

Dear Men, If you find a woman who is showing you love at your struggling stage in life. Do everything to keep her and always respect her.

Dear Ladies, If you love two people at the same time, choose the second because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

NOW LISTEN TO ME EVERYONE BE CONTENTED WITH WHAT YOU HAVE: There will always be a guy richer than your boyfriend and there will always be a girl hotter than your girlfriend.

Help your man become your choice and help your woman become your queen. That should be one of your relationship goals. Be Contented

HELLO AFRICA, HELLO NIGERIA!

DEAR GHANIANS
Na beg I dey beg una
It's called "Church" not "Chech"
It's called "Pastor" not "Pastar"
It's called "Doctor" not "Dactar"

MY FELLOW NIGERIANS
It's called "Bath" not "Baff"
It's called "Naira" not "Nera"
It's called "Witch" not "Winch"

MY DEAR EDO PEOPLE
It's called "Argument" not "Ajument"

MY DEAR YORUBAS
It's called "Air" not "Hair"
It's called "Eight" not "Hate"
It's called "Zero" not "Siro"
It's called "MTN" not "Empty Hen"

MY DEAR HAUSA PEOPLE
It's called "Fifty" not "Pipty"
It's called "Five" not "Pipe"
It's called "Glo" not "Gilo"
It's called "Come" not "Kwam"

Lest I Forget...
MY DEAREST IGBOS (Igbo kwenu)
Bikonu...
It's called "Bedsheet" not "Baysheet"
It's called A "Gucci Bag" not "Egusi Bag"
He is "Mark Zuckerberg" not "Mark Nsuka Bread"

DEAR CALABAR PEOPLE
It's called "Don't mention" and not "Don't menyon"
It's called "Department" not "Depamen"
It's called "James and John" not "Yems and Yun"
It's called "Jump up" not "Yump up"
Enheen Make I Tell Una...

MY DEAR ANAMBRA & ENUGU PEOPLE
It's called "Lorry" not "Lolly"
It's called "Rice" not "Lice" Bikonu
It's called "Africa" not "Aflica"
It's called "Certificate" not "Cerfiticket"
Thanks ...,,,,

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Names of GIRLS and their characters:
VIVIAN _. Too The Vex
FAVOUR - Over-sabi
JOY - Shakara
JULIETH - Waka-waka
ROSE - too like money
ANNA - Chop-chop
ESTHER - too like bleaching
STELLA - too like quarreling
EVELYN - like to visit person unannounced
JOYCEE - too dey reject boys
CAROLINE - No sabi cook
ALICE - too like fighting
STEPHANIE - too like mini-skirt
GLORIA - too dey shake bum-bum
EDITH - too dey follow boys
DEBORAH - too dey insult person
AGATHA - no dey wake up on time
CHARITY - no dey sabi book
GRACE - too dey do make-up
CYNTHIA - too dey talk-talk
PRECIOUS - too dey stubborn
ANGELA - too dey vex
MARY/MARYAM - too dey do holy-holy
FELICIA - too dey fear
JECINTA - too dey shame
EUNICE - no sabi greet
RITA - too dey feel big
LINDA - too dey lazy
FAITH - no dey hear advice
PEACE - too dey for shorty
RUTH - too dey like alcohol
SOPHIA - too like night party
MILDRED - na heart-breaker
BLESSING - too de like knack
LYDIA - papa police man
WISDOM. - too dey snub

I just say make I update Una

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You all can go on to ADD Yours 🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽

I took my neighbour's child to studio for a photo shoot to mark his 1yr old birthday.

I told the photographer to help me and remove the child from Nigeria and put him abroad in the picture, so that when the kid grow up, we would tell him we took him to Canada to celebrate his birthday...

for over 4hours, na the case we still dey on top as we no know the witch wey dey hold the pikin for abroad 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 and na Iliya wey bring this suggestion ooo.

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ONCE YOU ARE PRONOUNCED DEAD!💀

Do you know that if you are pronounced dead, the next few minute 99.99% of your friends will be shocked just in the first 5 minutes, the news will hit them?

A few tears drops and then the "rest in peace".

All that comes to family members mind is how to prepare for your burial immediately if you are a Muslim.

If you are a Christian they conclude on the best or affordable mortuary they can deposit your body.

Few people will go to your Facebook wall to ask questions, scream in disbelief, then type rest in peace.

Many will just go to your wall and Click the unfriend button, no time for long sermon, life goes on.

Those with your phone number will Scroll through their phone contacts and delete your number.

Just like Rose detached her hands from Jack's firm grip in the movie Titanic when he was frozen to death, We let go of every thing that connects us to you in the physical and all we have left are memories, while we move on to other things.

Even your family refers to you as co**se.

Many will be afraid to be left alone in the room you once lived in while you were alive.

Not every family or friend would like to see what your dead body looks like because that sight might torment them for long.

All they have left are memories be it pleasant or unpleasant.

For what it's worth, live each day like it's your last with the best of intentions and a good heart.

Forgive those who hurt you.

Forgive those who apologize for hurting you.

Apologise when you hurt others as well.

Love and love! Still love again and again, regardless.

Tomorrow isn't guaranteed, those of us who saw today hope to see tomorrow but the power of that is in God's hand alone!

Long life is your portion in Jesus name

But
Please, live a simple and a dedicated life to God.

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GIRLFRIEND’S DAY

August 1 is Girlfriend’s Day. It is unclear whether the unknown creators of this holiday wanted it to be a day for people to honor their female friends or for them to celebrate their female romantic partners.
Either way, take this day to tell the special women in your life that they mean a lot to you, and that you love, honor, and respect them.

The term girlfriend first came into use in 1863 as a way to describe a woman's female friend in youth. It was not until the 1920s when the word started being used as a way to describe a person's female romantic partner.

Romantic partners will come and go. Jobs are won and lost. But no matter what happens, your girls will be there in a crunch. It’s a time to honor your “ride or die” crew of homegirls! So, why do we love our girlfriends so much? Because they’re like sisters but without any of the growing-up baggage. Plus, when times are tough, your girls will let you vent and when you’re done; they will offer up the support you need to get through.

Happy Girlfriend's Day Folks!

WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT AUGUST

August was named after Augustus Caesar and started with the Roman calendar. It has 31 days because Augustus wanted the same number of days as Julius Caesar's month of July.

August is the month to practically reap what you've sown, since most summer veggies are ready for harvest.

It goes without saying that August is a time to celebrate a successful harvest and a pleasant summer!

Welcome to August!

# Nirus Nathan

My Fellow Guys,

If your woman has never posted your pictures on her social media handles

If she replies you with “Thank you dear (Same as she does to every comment)” but calls you Emperor, Sweetheart or My love via DM.

She would justify her reasons for not being a fan of Public Display of Affection (PDA) but the truth is:

You are just a pawn in her chest game and sooner or later your breakfast will be served with plenty Jos pepper.

Any woman who cannot celebrate you openly is not proud of you, you are an option in the midst of her numerous pawns. Every Queen celebrates her king because you bring her glory.

Refuse to be an option!
Refuse to be the hidden treasures of Bermuda Triangle!!

Nirus Nathan
EXECUTIVE ADMIN

Happy Eid Celebration

NEUTRAL VIEWS ON PREMARITAL S*X...

Religion is vehemently against fornication - s*x before marriage. Despite religion being against pre-marital s*x, young Nigerians are having more s*x than ever.

The Bible is against premarital S*x.
1 Corinthians 6:18: “Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body, but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.”

The Quran speaks against it too. Surah Al-Furqan 68 says “... and do not commit unlawful s*xual in*******se. And whoever should do that will meet a penalty.”

I asked single, young, Christian and Muslims how important s*x is to them when dating;

Ade, 24, “It's impossible for me to be in a relationship without s*x. If I like you, I want your body. S*x is part of my own physical love language. ”

“The Bible doesn’t say we should have s*x without getting married. It talks about s*x outside wedlock.”

Mark C., 23, says; “I don't think s*x is important because s*x is just an activity people do to enjoy themselves. I don't see it as lo******ng if I am giving it out to you before getting married because r**e is still s*x. Maybe, my perception will change, but right now, I don’t think we have to have s*x if we must date."

Fati K., 28, “We are not dating until we have s*x. If we are not having s*x, we are just guys, we are just colleagues. As for what the Bible says, I don't fornicate, I make love.”

Hauwa, 29, “Yes, I can have a relationship without s*x but is hard because women want it and men need it."

"It is as important as food because it gives pleasure. Konji does not respect religious beliefs. The first time you have s*x, you feel guilty and then you get used to it.”

Blessing, 26, “I can’t have a relationship without s*x because I love s*x, if he doesn’t want s*x then he should be affectionate, kissing, cuddling and other s*xual activity.”

Ahmed, 24, “I can’t even do talking stages without s*x. The Quran says we should drink or lie, and I still do it so, what is s*x?”
"Plus, the age at which we get married this days does not make holding off s*x easy. I also think determining s*xual compatibility is important."

Yakubu, 23, “I grew up in a religious home, but I can’t be in a relationship and not have s*x. Would we be romancing every time? It’ll get boring now.”

Ahmad, 29, “S*x is not that important to me. I can be in a relationship without s*x. Fornication is a sin in Christianity”.

Now, having read views of people on s*x outside wedlock, what it your personal view on it? What do you think?