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Some things are better left unsaid. You don't have to win every argument or comment on every situation. Just bite yur tongue and let it go.

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A newly bought / clean Ford Focus Saloon Car for Sale.

Still under warranty cover period with company servicing arrangement still in place.
Never taken to local mechanic before.

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Asking Price: N2.5m
Contact: 07037409922 for negotiations etc

A newly posted NYSC member went to class for the first time in Okene. He was going to teach Religious And Moral Studies
Teacher: Class Stand;If you answer correctly you sit down. Who brought down the walls of Jericho?
John: Sir, it is not me ooo.
Adavi: Sir when I saw it, it was falling so I quickly run away. You can ask Abaya
Confused Teacher: ah what are you talking about? Abaya who pulled down the walls of Jericho.
Abaya: sir I don't know. I swear!
Shocked Teacher: Stella can you help?
Stella : Sir I was sick the whole of last week so I did not come to school so it is not me
Mimi: Sir you mean the walls are down? Hmmmm, I am sad.
Teacher storms out to Head master's office. Sir, I am shocked. I asked the students who brought down the walls of Jericho and they are all giving me silly answers.
Head Master: calm down Mr Johnson. No need to be angry over this. You know these are naughty students and typically Students always lie.
Get a surveyor to give us an estimate and let's bill their parents at the next PTA meeting.
Teacher fainted.

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PRACTICING THE PRINCIPLE OF WELFARISM IN OUR SOCIETY. HOW TRUE IS THIS?

TAKING A DEEP INTO LIFE

"Academic excellence is overrated! Did I just say that? Oh, yes, I said it.Being top of your class does not necessarily guarantee that you will be at the top of life. You could graduate as the best student in Finance but it doesn't mean you will make more money than everybody else. The best graduating Law student does not necessarily become the best lawyer. The fact is life requires more than the ability to understand a concept, memorise it and reproduce it in an exam. School rewards people for their memory. Life rewards people for their imagination. School rewards caution, life rewards daring. School hails those who live by the rules. Life exalts those who break the rules and set new ones. So do I mean people shouldn't study hard in school? Oh, no, you should. But don't sacrifice every other thing on the altar of First Class. Don't limit yourself to the classroom. Do something practical.

Take a leadership position.

Start a business and fail. That's a better Entrepreneurship 101.

Join or start a club.

Contest an election and lose. It will teach something Political Science 101 will not teach you.

Attend a seminar.

Read books outside the scope of your course.

Go on missions and win a soul for eternal rewards...

Do something you believe in!

Think less of becoming an excellent student but think more of becoming an excellent person.

Make the world your classroom!"