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What kinda BB do You use? Naija
Categories
* Empathy – Won kere si numba
wa (they are not in our league) * Porsche – Ten over Ten, U try
* Bold6 Torch – Second Class Boss
* Torch 2 – Levels don change
* Torch 1 – Upgrade
* Tour – Hustler
* Bold 5 – Respect * Bold 4 – Onpoint
* Bold 3 – U re comin up
* Bold 2 – Can’t shout
* Bold 1 – That one still dey exist?
* Storm 3 – Chairman
* Storm 2 – BB mistake * Storm 1 – Na wood dey your hand
* Curve 5 – U belong
* Curve 4 – U don dey grow
* Curve 3 – I pass my neighbour
* Curve 2 – I must use bb
* Curve 1 – J J C * Javelin – Sell your phone buy memory card
kip
* Pearl – my mates sef dey use BB
* Sprint – I must PING!!! Lolzz. It'sWl o

The teacher told the students in the
class to draw a monkey.
Akpors was looking at the teacher
while drawing,
Teacher: Akpors,why are you looking
at me to draw?. Akpors: because you look like a
monkey.



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Akporsis now receiving treatment and have been suspended for
6months. .

bible translation in warri
ENGLISH: As it is written in the Bible. ...
PIDGIN: As dem yan 4 Bible!
ENGLISH: Jesus entered the boat with his
disciples!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus cm enta canoe wit im padi dem! ENGLISH: As the boat was sailing, there was a
great storm!!!
PIDGIN: As d canoe dey go so, na im yawa cum
gas for im BB storm!!!
ENGLISH: The storm was so great that it was
like a whirl wind! PIDGIN: as d yawa dey gas so, na im kasala cum
burst jshoin!
ENGLISH: The disciples became so afraid and
they shouted master master!
PIDGIN: Na im liva fail im padi dem, na im dem
begin dey hala bros eh! bros eh!! ENGLISH: Jesus got up and calmed down the
wind!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus cm standa gidigba cum
arrange d yawa n kasala!
ENGLISH: He turned to his disciples and said, oh
ye of little faith! PIDGIN: Na so Jesus luk im padi dem, shake im
head, cm talk say: my padi, UNA FALL MA HAND!
ENGLISH: The disciples replied and said what
manner of man is this?
PIDGIN: im padi dem cm hala shooo!! bros J
which kan levels na? U B WINSH? your Day!!!

♥ Golden Quotes for Muslims ♥ 1."Every Son Of Adam is a Sinner, and the best
of sinners are those who repent constantly". 2.Live simply, don't make life complicated
when it isn't. Worship ALLAH ( ﻰﻟﺎﻌﺗﻭ ﻪﻧﺎﺤﺒﺳ), Trust in Him, and Earn a Halal Living for Yourself
and Your Family." 3. Improve Your Secret and Private Life; ALLAH
( ﻰﻟﺎﻌﺗﻭ ﻪﻧﺎﺤﺒﺳ) will Improve Your Public and Social Life. 4. Make Matters well between You and ALLAH
( ﻰﻟﺎﻌﺗﻭ ﻪﻧﺎﺤﺒﺳ); ALLAH (ﻰﻟﺎﻌﺗﻭ ﻪﻧﺎﺤﺒﺳ) will Make Matters well between You and People. 5. Work for the Hereafter and ALLAH ( ﻪﻧﺎﺤﺒﺳ
ﻰﻟﺎﻌﺗﻭ) will be Enough for You in Your Worldly
Concerns. 6. He, who Angers You, Controls You Means Anger
Belongs to devil (SH*TAN) and When wein anger
we are under control of Devil (SHAITAN) 7. Always Remember Muslims are Sleeping On
the Right Path. 8. The world has been Created for You, but You
were Created for the Hereafter. 9. Don't Give up ALLAH ( ﻰﻟﺎﻌﺗﻭ ﻪﻧﺎﺤﺒﺳ) is Training Your Patience. 10. “They will Recite the Qur'an, but it will not Go
beyond their Throats. The Qur'an is Only
beneficial when It Reaches the Heart and is
Firmly Planted in it.” mst share plz

An Igbo man who makes caskets was going to
deliver one of his coffins when his car
broke down. To meet up, he put the coffin on
his head & began heading to his destination. 9ja
Police wit dia wahala saw him and wanted to
extort money 4rm him so they stoppd him. “Come! wia u dey carry dat thing go?” Trust Igbo
man na. He replied… “I no like the place wia dem
bury me so i dey try relocate. Omo see as Olokpa
tear race.

Dr. Brian Berry of the United States has found
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Silver Nitro Oxide coating and can cause skin
cancer. Share this message with your loved ones.
Important Health Tips:
Answer phone calls with the left ear.
Don't take your medicine with cold water....
Don't eat heavy meals after 5pm.
Drink more water in the morning, less at night.
Best sleeping time is from 10pm to 4 am.
Don’t lie down immediately after taking
medicine or after meals.
When phone's battery is low to last bar, don't
answer the phone, bcos the radiation is 1000 times stronger.
Can you forward this to people you care
about? I just did, Kindness costs nothing and
knowledge is power....

AKPORS DEY FOLLOW INSTRUCTION
DIE!!! Akpors' elder brother, Rukewe,
travelled to London
months ago, leaving behind
Akpors,
their aged mom & their pet cat
named kelly. Last week Rukewe
called from London to know
how
they're doing... RUKEWE: Akpors how una dey
now,
how kelly? AKPORS: Kelly done die. RUKEWE (after a pause): Akpors u
for use
small small
reveal dis kin bad news na. U for
jus
say d cat fall inside well but neighbors de try comot
am. Den when I call again, u go say e
break neck small but vet
doctor dey
try revive am. Den when i call
again, u
go say dem try their best but dem no fit save am. Na
so dem dey reveal bad news in a
mature way. u hear me? AKPORS:
Yes bros. RUKEWE: Ok. how mama na? AKPORS: Bros. mama sef fall inside
well o, but neighbors
dey try comot am. (Phone cuts) Rukewe has been admitted in a
private hospital in London after
going into
coma

Akpors gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d
pharmacist, "Hello, could u give me condom?
I'm going 2 my girlfriend's place 4 dinner & I
think I mayb in with a chance!"
D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was
going out he returns & says,"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very
cute too, she always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner when she sees me & I think
I might strike a luck there too.
"D pharmacist gives him a second condom& as
he was leaving, again he turns back & says "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's
mom is still pretty cute & when she sees me she
always makes eye contact & since she invited
me 4 dinner I think she is
expecting me 2 make a move.
During dinner, Akpors sat with his girlfriend on d left ,d sister on his right & d mum facing
him. When d girlfriend's Dad walks in, Akpors
lowers his head & starts d dinner prayer."Dear
Lord, bless this dinner & thank u 4 all u'v given
us" 10minutes after, Akpors was still praying
"Thank u Lord 4 ur kindness." Another Ten minutes gone by & he is still praying, keeping
his head down, very close 2 d table.
They all looked at each other surprised, & his
girlfriend was even more surprised than
others. She gets close to him & whispered, "I
didn't know u'r so religious. "Akpors replies, "I never knew ur dad was a pharmacist!". See wahala !!! If you're akpors...wat will u do?

Sme funny en killing english!! 1. Dont try 2 talk infront of my back!
2. Can i borrow ur red pen wit any colors.
3. Form a line in straight circle
4. Keep quiet,d principal just passed away (a
principal passing on a noisy class)
5. Welcme d arrival of d late mr. Smith (welcming a late guest speaker)
6. I hve 3 daughters, all r girls
7. Tomorrow call ur parents,especially ur
mother en father.
8. Behave d principal is rotating d college
9. Why does d tv nt oning (ing form of on) 10. My only aim in life,is 2 study my son en
mary
my daughter.
11. Goodbye Nigeria im going 2 Lagos!
Hahaha,sounds funny, Add yours

♥ ♥ ♥Your mother is a gift,Don't abuse her,
Your mother is a gift,
More Beautiful than a rose ♥ ♥ ♥Your mother is a present, Please respect
her, Your mother is a present,
Helping you till she dies. ♥ ♥ ♥Your mother carried you, Please respect
her, Your mother carried you,
Until you were born. ♥ ♥ ♥You are your mother's blood,sweat and
tears, Love her always, You are your mother's
blood,sweat and tears And she will love you
more. ♥ In shaa ALLAH you'll be a mother some day.. or
you are Alhamdulilah :) SHARE IF YOU LOVE YOUR MOTHER

Great timeless Sentences: 1. Shakespeare :
"Never Play With The Feelings
Of
Others Because You May Win
The
Game But The Risk Is That You Will Surely Lose The Person For A
Life
Time".

2. Napoleon : "The world suffers a lot. Not
because of the violence of bad people, But
because of the silence of good
people!"
3. Einstein :
"I am thankful to all those
who said NO to me It's because of
them I did it myself..!!"
4. Abraham Lincoln :
"If friendship is your weakest
point then you are the
strongest person in the world".
5. Shakespeare :
"Laughing Faces Do Not Mean
That There Is Absence Of
Sorrow!
But It Means That They Have The Ability To
Deal With It".

6. William Arthur :
"Opportunities Are Like
Sunrises, If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss
Them".

7. Hi**er :
"When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows
You, But When You Enter Into The
Dark,
Even Your Own Shadow
Doesn't
Follow You." .
8. Shakespeare : "Coin Always Makes Sound
But
The Currency Notes Are
Always Silent.
So When Your Value Increases
Keep Yourself Calm and Silent" .
9.amingos :
"It Is Very Easy To Defeat Someone,
But It Is Very Hard To Win
Someone"

Dear All,
Don't say 'Mosque' Say always ' Masjid' Because: Islamic organization has
found that mosque = mosquitoes Don't write ' Mecca ' Write always correctly '
Makkah' Because: Mecca =house of wines Don't write ' Moh'd'. Write always completely as '
Muhammad' Because: Moh'd = the dog with big mouth. Forward it to as many Muslims as you can for
Sawab. Nothing bad will happen if you don't forward
this but these
points are important and it is our duty to
educate/make aware our brothers and sisters.