DEBATING HALL

It’s not fair o🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️😳😂

My neighbor was sick and invited a native doctor. I warned and pleaded with him, begged him to wait for Gods time but he refused. (I leave am nah). He went inside his house with the native doctor, after the native doctor finished doing his enchantment, he told my neighbor that the sickness is incurable but can be transferred to another person and my neighbour greedily agreed. The native doctor then told him that the first person that will enter his house, he should shout "taarh" and the sickness will transfer to the person and the person will die, except d person reply with ''retaarh" to backfire. my neighbour agreed and the native doctor left in a hurry forgetting to collect his money for the service he had offered. My neighbour sat down in his parlour and kept his door opened waiting for the first victim that will pass through that door.
The native doctor then remembered that he forgot to collect his money and decided to go back and collect it. Immediately the native doctor entered, my neighbour shouted "taarh" and the native doctor shouted "retaarh" and my neighbour shouted again “reretaaarh" the native doctor replied “rereretaaaarh". Hahaha! My question now is, Who will stop or die for Who??
This noise started since yesterday morning and up till now they are both shouting “rerererererere rererererererererereretaaaaaaaaarrrhhhh".

"MARRIAGE is like a shoe. When you wear oversize, be ready to drag it along through out life, and when you wear under-size be ready to feel the pains through out life".

One thing about marriage is that you don't drop your shoe or remove it at any point, no matter how painful or how stressful it is. That is why I thought it necessary to write you this letter.

Dear Singles, When you are ready to buy your own shoe please take note of these three things:

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE : Do not look for the beautiful ones, the nice ones or the cheap ones. Look for the one that is your size. Not every handsome, wealthy or intelligent guy is for you, not every beautiful woman is for you. Look for the one that is meant for you, the one that aligns with your values and belief, the one who you meet at your life's journey. It is important to know where you're going in life before you think of getting a wife.

POSITION : All sizes of shoes are not placed in the same place. There is a place for court shoes, laced up shoes, sport footwear, snickers etc. We have Children sizes, young people's sizes and the adult sizes. Know where to get your own shoe. Your size cannot be everywhere my brother, your type cannot be everywhere my sister. You cannot be a Christian, and be looking for a wife material at a club. Your wife or husband can't just be everywhere. Stick to your values and therein you shall find someone like you, but when your values are not defined anyone can just match you. Discover yourself and define your values.

PERCEPTION : In this kind of shoe purchasing enterprise, you are not permitted to try the shoe before you buy. This is why it is important to seek guidance and counseling, from people who have bought shoes before or are into the business of directing people to the right shoes (Pastors and Relationship coaches). And most importantly to avoid much time wasting time, simply consult the SHOE MANUFACTURER to tell you your size (GOD ALMIGHTY ).

"You do not prepare for wedding, you prepare for marriage." Ladies these days get so motivated when they attend wedding and they will quickly want to say yes to that guy.

Wait!!! It is not just the wedding oh. The wedding is just one day. After the wedding WHAT NEXT?

Finally, it is not something you rush to the market and just pick a shoe because you like or can purchase it. Ask questions -Where is this shoe made from? (Background) -What's the size (Values) -How much (His/Her interest) -How long will it last (His/Her Character) -Who made it? (Is she/He of the same faith This is compatibility) -Will it match me? (This is whether he/she love you and will accept you the way you are)

Dear one, remember many are dragging their foot and they would hardly reach their destinies, many are feeling endless pains and wish they could pull off the shoes but no way!!! I have seen people with beautiful shoes and when they show you their foot, you will see scars.

Beloved, it is not about the physical, it is the size, you can't know the size from afar so come close, build a relationship first but remember 'you are not permitted to try it before you buy it'.

And for those who have purchased the wrong shoes, you can still make it your size again if you'd consult the manufacturer and let Him have His way in your marriage. God bless us all.

Can't stop laughing..I was buying fufu at d junction while waiting for change I saw a woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted; "Degree wait for me". I was so amazed hearing that name. So to satisfy my curiousity, I walked closer to the woman and asked; "ma, why do u call this child degree"? The woman laughed and said "I sent her mother to the University and this is what she brought home.

SIMPLE WAYS TO SHOW COURTESY

1. In case you miss a call, drop a message as soon as possible if you're unable to call back.

2. Pay back borrowed money as soon as possible no matter how little the amount is. Do not opt to clear your personal needs first at the cost of your lender's personal needs. IT'S BAD MANNERS!
Don't assume that they don't need it, and never make them ask you for it.

3. Do not ask for a lift and make the person wait for you. Instead, position yourself at a convenient place so that they do not have to divert from their route.

4. Turn the volume down when you're watching video, playing music or playing a game on your phone in a public place or, better yet, use headphones.

5. Don't press your phone or use headphones when someone is having a conversation with you.
Unplug the headsets from your ears even if nothing is playing and give them your undivided attention.

6. When using someone else's phone or computer, don't go through their stuff without permission. Don’t deviate from what you ask of the owner E.g if you ask to use the phone to call; don't go to inbox and gallery instead.

7. Always leave the last piece of meat for the person who bought it unless they insist they won't eat it.

8. Don't use loudspeaker of the phone to have a two person conversation unless you are unable to hold the phone.

9. When someone else cooks for you, offer to help clean the kitchen.

10. If you stay the night at someone's house, make the bed or fold the blankets when you leave.

11. Don't let your arguments escalate in public. Find some place else to continue arguing where others won't feel uncomfortable or interested.

12. If you ask your friends for help with some house work, feed them as payment.

13. When someone buys you food or coffee, try to return the favour within a week or month (if you can).

14. When you borrow someone's car, fill up the tank when you return it. If you've had it for a prolonged period of time, service it as a way of saying 'thank you.'

15. Whatever you borrow, return it in its best condition as a sign of gratitude.

16. Don’t pick up a call while you are engaged in conversation without excusing yourself.

17. Make sure you don't forget to return that book you borrowed.

18. Do not take up a house pet and neglect to feed and care for it.

19. When someone gives you a gift, no matter how small it is or the way it is presented, even if it isn't up to your expectation, please say 'Thank You.'

20. 'I'm sorry', 'forgive me', 'thank you', 'pardon', 'excuse me', 'I understand',...are all courtesy phrases that should forever be in one's vocabulary. They display manners and manners breed 'favour'.

21. Do not always be on the receiving end of a relationship. Try to also give, no matter how small/little.

22. When you have someone older than you who is friendly and makes himself free with you, speak to them with respect.

23. Don't feel too big to be corrected or reject good advice because you feel it's your life... Life is a ring; the next blow can come anytime.

24. When you receive messages on social media, try and reply. Don't feel too arrogant, maybe because you are a celebrity/public figure. Remember, no one knows tomorrow.

25. Do not send someone a 'call me back' or 'pay forward' when you are the one in need of their assistance, or worse still, want to borrow from them. Show some courtesy and fund that message.

DON'T STOP LEARNING. We are never too wise or old to learn.

Lets Assume You Meet This Money Spirit along The Road....
Will You Attack it or Run Away???

Imagine an ATM machine dispensing cash without anybody in front of it while you are passing by.
What would you do?
A. Notify a staff of the bank.
B. Cancel the operation
C. Press continue
D. Take small
E. Walk away

DEBATING HALL wants to know if this is true...

Some countries ways to catch a thief...
AMERICAN Police Style: Allow the thief to catch you, then you catch the thief.
CHINA Police Style: Chase the thief until he becomes tired, then you catch him.
ARAB Police Style: Kidnap the thief's wife and threaten the thief to surrender.
INDIAN Police Style: Sing for the thief until he comes close to you, then catch him.
NIGERIAN Police Style: Catch any person on the street, beat/torture him until he agrees that he is the thief...

DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU MISS A
LOT IF YOU DON'T HAVE S*X AS A
BACHELOR/ SPINSTER?

THESE ARE THE THINGS YOU MISS FOR NOT
HAVING S*X BEFORE MARRIAGE

A lot of people might have told
you that you miss a lot for not
having "s*x", the answer is a
capital “YES”. You miss a lot and
would continue missing them:
1. You miss contracting HIV
2. You miss unwanted
pregnancy.
3. You miss being an unwanted a
teen mother or father.
4. You miss having Sexually
Transmitted yokes and bondages.
5. You miss having an unwanted
child.
6. You miss being a school
dropout.
7. You miss having a broken
home.
8. You miss making God and
your parents sad and
disappointed.
9. You miss barrenness due to
abortions (if you are a lady).
10. You miss having destroyed
career prospects.
11. You miss risking cervical
cancer.
12. You miss getting worried
because you may get pregnant
after s*x.
13. You miss being "used" and
dumped.
14. You miss being depressed all d tym
15. You miss throwing your
virginity in the mud.
16. You miss getting serious
"broken heart".
17. You miss fornication
18. You miss the punishment of
the grave.
19. You miss weakening your
vains at the early stage.
20. You miss selling your dignity
in just 5mins for a useless
pleasure.
and finally
21. You miss being thrown into
Hell fire
Have you seen that you really miss a lot by not
having s*x?

What would you do if you got this alert today?
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Alert:Credit
Acct: # # # # # #5764
Amt:N95,000,000.00
Rmks:COL SAMBO DASUKI (NSA)
Initiated on: 26 MAR 2015
Bank approval: 29-Dec-2015
By: 15-JAN-2016. 15:59:26
Bal: N95,016,549.56
We sincerely apologized for the delayed in
processing the transaction. Thank you for Banking
with Us.
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A. Report to EFCC
B. Keep quiet
C. Run out of the country
D. Withdraw it immediately
E. Inform your lawyer