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PARENTS PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHILDREN TO
SUNDAY SCHOOL...
A teacher came to the class and asked a
question
TEACHER: Who killed Goliath?
STUDENT 1: it's not me
STUDENT 2: I wasn't at school that day.
STUDENT 3: I don't know.
The teacher went to the Headteacher's office and
told the HM that students in that class don't
know who killed Goliath.
The HM came to that class and asked...
HM: Who killed Goliath?
CLASS: we r not the ones..!!!
HM.: If u don't tell me who killed Goliath, you'll
see fire today...!!
CLASS : We don't know.
The HM turned to the teacher and asked; are you
sure Goliath was killed by someone from this
class?? �
The teacher fainted....!!
Don't laugh alone, disturb others
ATTENTION...ATTENTION...ATTENTION...
# Pls be careful when buying rat poison, they are
now selling the fake ones everywhere. Kindly
make sure you taste it before you buy to ensure
it's the original one.
"MEDICAL ALERT"
# Don't Drink Water Immediately After Eating Fish
ߊߐBecause Drinking Water May Cause The Fish To
Start Swimming and Your Stomach Will Start
Doing GulunGulun.*����
# Everything is now so expensive in Nigeria!!!
Such that;Witches don't even serve food in
dreams anymore ߘ* *!!*����
. I dey lie abi???..Oya tell me when last U
don chop for dream
Abeg I no fit talk 2 much so therefore,Just make
sure you don't laff alone...try to forward it to ur
loved one to put a smile on their face
....