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Omotayo Ayoze Solutionbest My Is too I went to WARRI last week sunday,if u see d name of churches wey isee,Ha! My brodaeven Satan sef dey fear. Make i yarn una: i see church names like.. 1. Nak ur pako 4 Satan head Ministerial Church of Fire. 2. Satan ur own don kpafuka evangelical ministry. 3. Operation cary devil nack 4 ground Bible ministry. 5. TheAtomic Bomb Bible Brigadial Barack Ministry. AKA shoot d devil make im eye clear. 6. Satan Wetin we do u Evangelical church of God Aka Satan leave us jeje. 7. Operation No luk uche Face Biblical Church of Christ. Aka Slap satan face ministry. 9. SATAN Ifu try usu go hear ween Prayer ministry. 10. Satan chop make i chop BibleAssembly. Akaweno dey find Satan trouble ministry. I was shocked beyond recognitn when i saw dis name,Boko Haram Evangelical Movement A.k.a Na peace we want.

ur Boy keep on smiling

This is a joke I found on the Internet

I was a very happy person.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me , it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was always flirting with me. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and whisper some dirty words to me, smiling. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her underwear and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.

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't stop laughing chest oooooooo Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to please wait at the gate and pick him up after his WAEC Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary School where he registered. He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could answer was question number 3 and it says: "Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop"(20marks) Aftermuch thinking he smiled and wrote his answer as fast as he could: Warehouse is at Ojota while Shop is at Alabamarket. Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate: OGA: Ebuka,how far? How ebe? EBUKA: E dey so simpleOga. Question number three say make we differentiate between awarehouse & a shop. OGA: Ehen-ehen...Wet in Ucome write? EBUKA: hmmm. I write say "warehouse dey for Ojota & shop dey forAlaba. OGA: So na the only thing wey U write be dat? EBUKA: Yes Oga. OGA: Chinekemee!!! Udey craze Common go back & put the phone numbers & our complete address. Stupid boy! Na so dem take dey get customers

LAUTECH Pre-degree Entrance Exam 2016/2017 Announced, Application Is still On

This is to inform the Ladoke Akintola University of Technology (LAUTECH) Community and the general public that the Application form for the 2016/2017 Pre-Degree Science Programme is still available.

Interested Applicants can apply by logging on to LAUTECH Website ( http://www.lautech.edu.ng ) for details

Entrance Examination which is computer based test (CBT) will be conducted at 10:00A.M on Tuesday, February 28, 2017 at venues specified on applicants' print-outs

lautech Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Ogbomoso

Career Opportunities at The Nigerian Stock Exchange
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Open Jobs

Pre Offer Analyst
Application Developer
Customer Service Executive
Exchange Traded Funds (ETF) Product Manager
Product Support Analyst
Facility Manager
Derivatives Project Manager



Deadline
22nd February, 2017.

Method of Application

Use the link(s) below to apply on company website.

Pre Offer Analyst
Application Developer
Customer Service Executive
Exchange Traded Funds (ETF) Product Manager
Product Support Analyst
Facility Manager
Derivatives Project Manager

Security Manager at InterContinental Lagos
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Job Description
Security Team Leader (550074)

Job Number: LAG000298)

Description

Do you see yourself as a Security Manager at InterContinental Lagos?



What’s your passion? Whether you’re into tennis, shopping or karaoke, at IHG we’re interested in YOU. At IHG we employ people who apply the same amount of care and passion to their jobs as they do their hobbies – people who put our guests at the heart of everything they do. And we’re looking for more people like this to join our friendly and professional team.



At the moment we’re looking for a Security Manager to join our energetic, enthusiastic and passionate team at InterContinental Lagos.





This role, reports directly to the General Manager at InterContinental Lagos. As the Security Manager, you will be responsible for all security operations at the Hotel within the limits of the established InterContinental Hotels policies and procedures



Key Responsibilities:

Supervises all the security personnel in the hotel
Takes general responsibility for the security of life and properties within the Hotel premises
Interacts with guests as well as individuals outside the Hotel including but not limited to law enforcement agencies, Government officials, other security and members of the community.
Enforces controls of hotel properties in all departments i.e. Housekeeping, Laundry, Inter- Fitness Centre, F&B outlets, Engineering to ensure no hotel property is stolen.
Ensures all allegations of crime and other incidents are promptly investigated, recorded and recommendations made to the management between one and three days.
Co-ordinates with outside police agencies in the investigations and handling of crimes, accidents etc. involving the hotel employees and guests
Ensures that visitors are well screened before being issued with visitors’ cards and that cards are returned at the time visitor leaves. Scrutinizes the visitor before issuing and ensures that they are returned at the time visitor leaves
Undertakes safety audits, inspection and training as per IHC Crisis Response manual.

Qualifications

The ideal candidate must have a military and/or any other security agency background
Minimum of 10 years’ experience, 5 of which must be at management Level in the Hospitality Industry
Ability to relate and interact with various security agencies
Second degree and relevant professional qualifications would be an added advantage
Report writing and crisis management
Security and Safety skills

Job

: Risk Management & Security
Primary Location

: IMEA_Africa-Nigeria-Lagos-Lagos

Apply – http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=LAG000298&lang=en #.WKhlZWLjucI.myjobmag

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Alvan Ikoku 2nd Direct Entry Admission List 2016/2017

The Alvan Ikoku second admission list for 2016/2017 Direct Entry courses is now available.

The list is on notice boards in the school premises. Candidates can access the list online, via this link: https://alvanikoku.edu.ng/alvan-ikoku-20162017-second-direct-entry-admission-list-is-out/.

Please note that Acceptance fees are expected to be paid within 3 weeks of the publication date (7th February 2017) to avoid forfeiting the offer of admission.

ALVAN IKOKU 2016/2017 SECOND DIRECT ENTRY ADMISSION LIST IS OUT The Alvan Ikoku second admission list for 2016/2017 Direct Entry courses is now available on notice boards in the school premises or online on the website.

We’ve Not Began Sales Of Forms – JAMB

The Joint Admissions and Matriculations Board has warned parents and guardians to disregard reports that the 2017 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination form is out . According to the board, the sale of forms will commence as soon as its reorganisation process ends .

Head of Information , JAMB , Dr . Fabian Benjamin , said this on Thursday in a telephone interview with our correspondent .

The board had last month met with officials of the West African Examinations Council , The National Examination Council and the National Business and Technical Examination Board , among other bodies , to harmonise their calendars.

However , some parents who spoke with our correspondent said they were disappointed that the form had yet to be sold .

But Benjamin , who noted that the board had met with operators of Computer - based Test Centres in preparation for the sale of the UTME form , urged parents and prospective candidates to exercise patience .

He added that plans were on to have a single centre where physically -challenged candidates could write their examinations .

He said , “ We are having an ongoing reorganisation process and we will sell the forms as soon as possible . Anyone selling JAMB forms should be handed over to the police . We are working on having all physically -challenged candidates to write their examinations in one centre . We are still planning for it, but we hope to get there soon . ”

EKSU Amended Academic Calendar For Fresh And Returning Students 2016/2017

The management of Ekiti State University (EKSU) has amended the academic calendar for 2016/2017 academic session.

Consequently the breakdown of academic activities for fresh and returning student is now as follows;

Proposed Academic Calendar for First And Second Semesters Of 2016/2017 Session for 100 Level Students (Amended)

FIRST SEMESTER 2016/2017 SESSION
Monday, 5th December, 2016 - Resumption of 100 level students
Monday, 5th December, 2016 - Registration begins
Wednesday, 7th December, 2016 - Orientation Programme begins
Friday, 9th December, 2016 - Orientation Programme ends
Monday, 12th December. 2016 - Lectures begin
Monday, 19th December, 2016 - Christmas break begins
Sunday, 1St January, 2017 - Christmas break ends
Monday, 2nd January, 2017 - Resumption
Friday, 6th January, 2017 - Registration ends
Monday, 9th January, 2017 - Registration with penalty begins
Friday, 20th January, 2017 - Registration with penalty ends
Monday, 20th February, 2017 - Continuous Assessments begin
Friday, 24th February, 2017 - Continuous Assessments end
Friday, 24th March, 2017 ~ Lectures end
Monday, 27th March, 2017 - Revisions begin
Friday, 31st March, 2017 - Revisions end
Monday, 3rd April, 2017 - Examinations begin
Thursday, 13th April, 2017 - Examinations end

Summary
Online Registration/Orientation = 2 weeks
Lectures = 13 weeks
Examinations = 2 weeks
Total = 17 weeks

SECOND SEMESTER 2016/2017 SESSION
Monday, 17th April, 2017 - Resumption of 100 level students
Monday, 17th April, 2017 - Registration/Lectures begin
Friday, 5th May, 2017 - Registration ends
Monday, 8th May, 2017 - Late Registration with penalty begins
Friday, 19th May, 2017 - Late Registration with penalty ends
Monday, 22nd May, 2017 - Continuous Assessments begin
Friday, 26th May. 2017 - Continuous Assessments end
Friday, 21st July, 2017 - Lectures end
Monday. 24th July, 2017 - Revisions begin
Friday, 28th July, 2017 - Revisions end
Monday, 31st July, 2017 ~ Examinations begin
Friday, 18th August, 2017 - Examinations end

Summary
Registration/Lectures - 15 Weeks
Examinations - 3 Weeks
Total: 18 Weeks

Proposed Academic Calendar for First And Second Semesters Of 2016/2017 Session for 200 – 500 Level Students (Amended)

FIRST SEMESTER 2016/2017 SESSION
Monday, 24th October, 2016 - Resumption of returning students
Monday, 24th October, 2016 - Registration begins for returning students
Monday. 31St October, 2016 - Lectures begin for returning students
Friday, 4th November, 2016 - Registration ends for returning students
Monday, 7th November, 2016 - Registration with penalty begins for returning
students
Monday. 21st November, 2016 - Registration with penalty ends
Monday, 12th December, 2016 - Continuous Assessments begin
Friday, I6th December, 2016 - Continuous Assessments end
Monday, 19th December, 2016 - Christmas break begins
Sunday, 1st January, 2017 - Christmas break ends
Monday, 2nd January, 2017 - Resumption
Monday, 20th. February, 2017 - Revisions begin
Friday, 24th February, 2017 - Revisions end
Monday, 27th February, 2017 - Examinations begin for returning students
Friday, 17th March, 2017 - Examinations end for returning students

Summary
Registration online - 1 week
Registration online/Lectures - 15 weeks
Examinations - 3 weeks
Total= 19 weeks

SECOND SEMESTER 2016/2017 SESSION
Monday, 3rd April, 2017 - Resumption of returning students
Monday, 3rd April, 2017 - Registration/Lectures begin
Thursday, 13th April. 2017 - Registration ends for 200-500 level students
Friday, 14th April, 2017 - Easter holiday begins
Monday, 17th April, 2017 - Easter holiday ends
Tuesday, 18th April, 2017 - Late registration with penalty begins
Friday, 28th April, 2017 - Late registration with penalty ends
Monday. 8th May, 2017 - Continuous Assessments begin
Friday, 12th May. 2017 - Continuous Assessments end
Friday, 30th June, 2017 - Lectures end
Monday. 3rd July. 2017 - Revisions begin
Friday, 7th July, 2017 - Revisions end
Monday, 10th July, 2017 - Examinations begin
Friday, 28th July. 2017 - Examinations end

Summary
Registration/Lectures - 14 weeks
Examinations - 3 weeks
Total: 17 weeks

Receptionist at Bridge International Academies
Lagos, NG
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WHO WE ARE

Bridge International Academies is the world’s largest chain of primary and pre-primary schools. We democratize the right to succeed by giving families living in poverty access to the high-quality education that will allow their children to live a very different life. We leverage experts, data, and technology in order to standardize and scale every aspect of quality education delivery, from how and where academies are built to how teachers are selected and trained, and how lessons are delivered and monitored for improvement. We are vertically-integrated, tech-enabled, and on our way to profitability.

ABOUT THE ROLE

We are looking for a pleasant Front Desk Representative to undertake all receptionists, administrative and clerical duties at the desk of our main entrance. You will be the “face” of the Company for all visitors and will be responsible for the first impression we make.

The ideal candidate will have a friendly and easy going personality while also being very perceptive and disciplined. You should be able to deal with complaints and give accurate information. A customer-oriented approach is essential. The front desk officer must be willing to work whatever hours and times that are needed to get things done. You are to provide customer service to staff and client at all times.

The goal is to make guests, visitors and staff feel comfortable and valued while on our premises.

WHAT YOU WILL DO

Overseeing all aspects of general office coordination
Greeting and welcoming guests
Receiving, sorting and distribution of incoming mail
Preparing all outgoing mail
Receiving and directing all visitors to appropriate contacts
Coordinating and maintaining records for office keys and staff identification cards
Handling enquires at the front desk
Setting up and coordinating meetings and conferences
Arranging for repairs and maintenance of office equipment
Managing office calendar and booking meeting rooms to coordinate work flow and meetings
Management of meeting rooms
Maintaining the visitors’ register
Working with the security detail to track all visitors
Supervising and coordinating activities of janitors and office assistants
Assist with event planning and implementation
Taking up other duties as assigned.

WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE

or HND
At least 2 years or more relevant experience
Excellent verbal and written communication skills
Computer skills including the ability to operate spreadsheets, power points and word processing programs
Knowledge of principles and practices of basic office management and organization
Knowledge of customer service principles and practices
Exemplary presentation skills and customer handling techniques
Ability to work well either alone or as part of a team.
Good writing, analytical and problem-solving skills
Good time management skills and ability to multitask
Must be confident and able to remain calm under pressure
Ability to operate standard office equipment including but not limited to telephone systems, copiers, printers, faxes and scanners
Ability to follow oral and written instructions
Outstanding administration skills
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