Facts about our relationship -love

When a man has a good car it attracts more ladies to him. When a lady has a good car it repels guys away from her. This is the world we live in.

A teenage boy impregnates his teenage girlfriend. The girl drops out of school, the boy continues his education. This is the world we live in.

A guy catches his girlfriend with another guy, he fights his girlfriend. A lady catches her guy with another lady, she fights the other lady. This is the world we live in.

The older a man becomes, the higher the number of ladies available for him. The older a lady becomes the fewer the number of guys available for her. This is the world we live in.

A 76 year old man can still marry a 26 year old lady. A 36 year old lady is tagged too old to get married. This is the world we live in.

A man divorces his wife today and the next day he is dating other ladies. Six months later he is married. While the divorced woman is labeled a divorcee and remains single six years later. This is the world we live.

A man looses his wife to death and remarries a year after, he did the right thing, he's being praised and congratulated for moving on, after all life is for the living.
A woman looses her husband to death and remarries after 4yrs, "aaah! so early? Are u sure she wasn't sleeping with that man even when her husband was alive? That was why she killed her husband. This is the world we are in.

A married man is caught in bed with another woman, his wife is asked to forgive him and move on. A married woman is caught in bed with another man, the husband asks her to leave his house. This is the world we live in.

A man gets transferred by his company to another state, the entire family relocates with him. The woman gets transferred to another state, she goes alone or resigns from the job. This is the world we live in.‎

If a man rises to be the CEO of the company, he got there by hard work and determination. If a woman rises to be the CEO of the company, even if the staff are only women, she is suspected to get there by sleeping with the Board members. but is the world we live in.

THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN TODAY

She didn't belong anywhere and she never really belonged to anyone. And everyone else belonged somewhere and to someone. People thought she was too wonderful. But she only wanted to belong to someone. People always thought she was too wonderful to belong to them or that something too wonderful would hurt too much to lose. And that's why she liked him-- because he just thought she was crazy.

I have learned that you can go anywhere you want to go and do anything you want to do and buy all the things that you want to buy and meet all the people that you want to meet and learn all the things that you desire to learn and if you do all these things but are not madly in love: you have still not begun to live.

10 thingz girls probably don't know about
guys
1• Guys are more emotional than they think, if
they loved them truely
2• Guy maybe flirting around all day but before
he go to sleep , he always think about the girl
he care about
3• Guys go crazy over a girls smile
4• A guy who likes you wants to be the only
guy you talk to
5• Guys are more emotional than they'd like
people to think
6• Girls are guys weaknesses
7• If a guy tells you about his problems, he just
needs someone to listen to him• You don't need
to give advice
8• When a guy asks you to leave him alone,
he's just actually saying ~please come and
listen to me ~
9• No guy can handle all his problems on his
own• He's just too stubborn to admit it
10•• When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health
just to be with you, he really likes you and
wants to be with you as much as possible

If you give her s*x, she will say you are after
her
body; if you don't give her s*x she will say
you
are
not man enough.
If you give her money she will call you a
mugu;
if
you don't give her money she will say that
you
are
stingy and greedy.
If you are very caring she will take you for
granted; if
you are not caring she will say that you don't
love
her.
If you always call her she will say that you are
disturbing her; if you don't call her she will
say
that
you are cheating on her.
If you dress very well she will call you a
player;
if
you don't dress
well she will call you a dirty guy.
If you are quiet she will say that you are too
boring.
If you are not, she will say that you are too
lousy.
Help her in the kitchen she will say that this
man is a
woman wrapper; if u don't help her in the
kitchen she
will say that this man is
using her as a slave.
A guy told me that when he dated his first
girlfriend,
she quit the relationship because he was
demanding
for s*x. when he dated the second girlfriend,
she quit
the
relationship because he was not demanding
for
s*x.
SO LADIES WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT?
IF YOU ARE A LADY, I WANT YOU TO TELL US
WHAT
YOU REALLY WANT IN A MAN?.(HAPPY NEW
YEAR
IN ADVANCE)

**GIRLS BEHAVIOUR**
-At Age 16-18 Single(S) High Taste and not
intersted in Boy friends. Their excuse is (Ni
karatu ne a gaba na) # with Angry Face #=D
-At Age 18-20 Single and Searching(SS). Listen
2 Boy friends but strickly on hight Taste (Ni sai
santalele, mai hanci, Kyakkyawa, mai final
discussion ko Lexus Jeep, mai aiki a CBN ko
NNPC ko Doctor, Mai Kudi etc...) #:-s | =))
-At Age 20-22 Single and Still Searching(SSS)
Taste is drastically reduced (Ni ko dan saurayi
mai dan civic joker ne ko mai dan Nanfang
Motor cycle ne.Mai Salary dai dai misali.):s |
=))
-At Age 22-24 Single and Still Desperately
Searching (SSDS) Taste is totally reduced. Just
looking for a Husband (Ni kurun miji nake so
ko bashi da komai) :( |:(=D
-At Age 24 and Above she is (HOLY) Dedicated
to God, morally and spiritually. LOL
LIKE if you doubt
COMMENTS if you really agreed

If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You
Grow??
― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria
99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava
in the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you
to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when
going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted
building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build
houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and
insert it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really
slowly to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays
under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a
stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e.
cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle
cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went
out
Unclad, with your
cloth in ur hands.
Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun......

*Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy?
*Simbi is now a mother with two
children.*Edet no longer lives in
Calabar but has moved to
Canada.*Agbo is happily married too
and has left the town of Lagoon for
London..*Eze no longer goes to school
he is now agraduate.*Even Mr Salami
is no longer a farmer but
apolitician.*Remember Ralia the sugar
girl? she now own some of the biggest
sugar factories in Kano.*Ade our
naughty little brother is now a doctor
in one of the biggest hospitals in the
country.*Wow what a great medium to
recall those days of Macmillian
English.We all had them off hand.Help
others feel the spirit of primary school
days by forwarding as i have just done
too...study to show yourself approved,
thank God am alive, if you know you
remember all these names and still
alive send to others....

10 things girls probably don't know about
guys:-------------

1• Guys are more emotional than they think, if
they loved them truely
2• Guy maybe flirting around all day but before
he go to sleep , he always think about the girl
he care about
3• Guys go crazy over a girls smile
4• A guy who likes you wants to be the only
guy you talk to
5• Guys are more emotional than they'd like
people to think
6• Girls are guys weaknesses
7• If a guy tells you about his problems, he just
needs someone to listen to him• You don't need
to give advice
8• When a guy asks you to leave him alone,
he's just actually saying ~please come and
listen to me ~
9• No guy can handle all his problems on his
own• He's just too stubborn to admit it
10•• When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health
just to be with you, he really likes you and
wants to be with you as much as possible

ALWAYS THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU ACT
A real relationship must have simple fights,
trust, faith, tears, and genuine laughter.
Jealous, Communication, patience, weird/stupid
unnecessary arguments; no hiding secrets, true
love and most importantly there must be
forgiveness on both sides.
No one is perfect on earth, we all make
mistakes in our relationships but the best
solution is to accept your mistakes and say
SORRY to your loved one. It’s a small word but
it means a lot. Many of us find it so hard to
say it out yet it costs nothing, but it only eases
the tension between lovers. Say it from deep
inside your heart. Don’t fake it please but just
mean it always.
And if he/she is the one in wrong never get
tired of forgiving him/her depending on what
they have done. If you get to think of moving
on because you’re pi**ed, my dear think of
where you’re going, the time you will take to
find & fit in a new relationship, The
imperfectness you will find with that new lover
might be incomparable to the one you dumped,
then you will start regretting and wishing you
never dumped her/ him. Think about it my dear
friends having it in minds that WE HAVE GOT
NO ANGELS ON EARTH. We’re the ones to
transform our BFs/GFs to be like angels So be
proud of the one you have got and fight all the
challenges that are trying to tear you apart.
Right now you may be seeing your guy/girl as
a fake person but some dude/girl is somewhere
seeing him as a handsome king/beautiful
queen. They’re wishing and praying you fall
apart for them to replace you.
THINK ABOUT IT