Rhema of flame

I thought I had seen frustration and sufferings in this Life😔😔

Not until I heard one of my neighbors praying this morning: "My destiny helper, just say the truth, as I am suffering like this, e good for your eye?"

💥😳😳😭😂

-- Akpos --

Visit To Ex!

😍😋😂😋😍

Akpos visited his Ex girlfriend, who served him rice and stew.

While he was eating the rice and stew, the dog in the house started moving up and down, looking at Akpos' face.

So, Akpos said to the younger brother of his Ex: "It seems your dog likes visitors a lot?"

The little boy replied: No ooO! Its because you are using his plate to it. When you finish eating and drop his plate, he would go away.

😎😊😀😊😎

I am still wondering and scratching my brain.

Hmmmmmm!

"Adam and Eve ate Forbidden Fruit abi Apple🍎 and Life has been tough like this. What if they had eaten Pepper"?

🌶😂😎😂🙆🏽‍♀

-- Akpos --

Calm down

Hardwork!

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his father one evening:

Akpos: Dad, I’m tired of doing homework.

Father: Now, son, hard work never k!lled anyone.

Akpos: I know, but I don’t want to be the first.

I mistakenly told my Mum, “relax,” during an argument.

I'm currently texting this from under my bed.

😭😥🙏😪😭

-- Akpos --

Haaaaaaaaaaa!

My cousin stole 20k from his Dad and gave me 5k to keep quiet.

When I was about leaving, I heard my uncle telling his wife that someone stole the 20k he wanted to give me.

😀😂🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

Haaaaaaaaa! For the Glory of God, should I keep quiet, or make some noise?

-- Akpos --

I went to my wife's parents' house to report her for her ride behaviour towards me.

But, I saw her mother shouting, "You this useless husband, today you must k!ll me."

I just turned back, with wisdom and understanding....

😪😪🥴😪😪

-- Akpos --

Church is the best place to go to, after heartbreak.

You'll be crying, & people would think you caught the Holy Spirit.

😂😃😎😃😂

-- Akpos --

Dad: What's 10 plus 10?

Akpos: I don't know.

Dad: Idiot! You can't answer such a cheap sum...Your stupidity will k!ll you.

Akpos: Dad, if you saw a 1000 naira note and a 500 naira note, which would you pick?

Dad: 1000 of course

Akpos: Chai! Na Wa ooO. Yeye de smell for this my Papa head. Can't you pick both? Poverty will k!ll you.