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25/10/2023

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Ekene is a house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water for cover up. His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties (A french wine that change colour if water added).

As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.

Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.
The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!"
Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!"
Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"
Ekene didn't respond.
The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him. "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!
Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name," Ekene answered.
"Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question," The Boss suggested.

Ekene shouted, "Boss!"
Boss answered, "Yes!"
Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?"
Boss didn't answer.
Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet.
The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name".
The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".

Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.
Ekene called, "Madam!
Madam answered, "Yes!"
Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"
Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything",πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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15/11/2022

There's something special about been rich. People come around you if you're rich but they'll run away from you if you're poor even your friends
Proverbs 14:20 No one likes the poor, not even their neighbors, but the rich have many friends.
There's also a special things about good attitude, good has advantage, disadvantage, risk and benefits.
The advantage part of it is, you'll prosper also meet good people
The disadvantage part of it is, when people want to be like you and they found no way to be they will betray you. Even the members of your family it's not everyone is happy of your prosperous act or deed
Matthew 10:36 your worst enemies will be the members of your own family.
The risky part of it is, people of goodwill or good attitude are the ones devil roared at
1 peter 5:8-10 Be alert, be on watch! Your enemy, the Devil, roams around like a roaring lion, looking for someone to devour. 9 Be firm in your faith and resist him, because you know that other believers in all the world are going through the same kind of sufferings.
The benefits part of it is, good attitude prepare an unexpected way of prosperity, success, salvation e.t.c
Once again good morning to you all the readers..!!!!

25/10/2022

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