Imade Blog

If you think you have bad luck, think about a Brazilian prisoner who spent five years digging a tunnel to escape prison, but when he got out, he ended up straight in the prison officer's room!

A lawyer sold his well to a teacher. Two days later, the lawyer came to the teacher and said, "Sir, I sold you the well, but it's not with the water inside! If you want to use the water, you will have to pay extra."

The teacher smiled and replied, "Yes, I was about to come to you. I was going to say that you should take your water from my well, or else you will have to start paying rent from tomorrow."

Hearing this, the lawyer got nervous and said, "Oh, I was just joking!"

The teacher laughed and said, "This is how people like you become lawyers after studying with us."

Salute to teachers! 🙏🙏

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Don't Be Stupid.

The 11-year-old girl in the photo is Rhea Bullos.

She didn’t have enough money to buy sneakers for the competition she wanted to join, so she wrapped her feet with pinstripe tape and ran anyway.

Rhea didn’t let anything stop her dreams. She even designed a logo for the brand she wished to create one day.

So, what happened next? She won all three races she entered — the 400m, 800m, and 1500m — and came home with 3 gold medals.

Remember, it doesn't matter what shoes you wear if you believe in yourself.

All you need to succeed is faith and imagination.

And Rhea is just one example of what’s possible.

I was in the hospital waiting room today when a lady came in with her baby, who was asleep.

They gave her some papers, and as she sat there trying to figure out how to hold her baby while filling them out, a man across the room asked if she would like him to hold her baby while she was busy.

She smiled and said it would be wonderful.

The man went over to her and took the baby, rocking him like he was his own.

My heart melted!!!

You were a Secondary school cert holder when you married your husband. You didn't bother furthering your education, you bore him beautiful and amazing kids, you took care of the house chores, cook and all that for the 15-20 yrs you've been married to him but you forgot to improve on your self nor add skills or enhance your personal development.

You barely speak English because you can't, if it is not house chores or tendering to the kids, you're not interested in any other activity again. You just want to be seen around the kids and your husband because they make you up and without them, you're nothing in this world.

Your husband on the other married you with a Bsc cert, along the line, even though it wasn't really easy for you both financially, he still found his way through all of it tobthe point of having a Phd in one of the reputable University in Nigeria. Infact, rumor has it that you struggled to find some part of the money for him complete his education.

Now, your husband has gotten a political job that would require a woman's presence in the journey. He cannot use you because no English, no exposure, nothing to fit that position at all.

Obviously, he cannot also wait for you to learn before he resumes his responsibilities as a politician so there has to be an immediate action to take, which is getting a second wife. He is willing to invest in your business(es), support you to whatever level you wish to get to in life.

However, you won't be that wife the public would know as he cannot take you around with him to meetings, events and travels.

What point am i trying to reach? Improve on yourself in that marriage, do not get lost as you're tendering to the kids and the husband. Learn to be selfish for yourself, sometimes e get some kind decisions wey you go need to close eyes take, for the betterment of yourself so that your conscience no go judge you.

I know it is hard but there has to be a balance so that one doesn't lack.

A woman is like an onion....every time you hurt her, You peel a layer....she keeps quite and forgives....
You hurt her again, You peel another layer....she continues to keep quiet and forgives. You will continue to peel her layers.... Until there's nothing left..... And once all the layers are peeled....
It's impossible to put them back and make the Onion whole again...
That's when you lose her forever....... Then you go around trying to photocopy her in every other Woman you meet and you end up living a miserable life because you lost your Gold while you were busy collecting Stones.

Hello men i thought you should learn this....!!!

Can consuming excessive amounts of sugar increase blood pressure? If so, what is the mechanism behind it?

There are several signs and situations that indicate it may be time for humans to consider deworming:

*Presence of Worms* Visible worms in stool or around the a**s are a clear indication of a parasitic infection and warrant immediate medical attention.

*Unexplained Weight Loss* If you or someone you know is losing weight without trying, it could be a sign of a parasitic infection stealing nutrients from the body.

*Abdominal Pain* Persistent abdominal pain, cramping, or discomfort, especially accompanied by bloating or gas, might suggest a parasitic infection.

*Fatigue* Chronic fatigue or weakness that isn't explained by other health conditions could be due to a parasitic infection draining energy reserves.

*Diarrhea or Constipation* Changes in bowel habits, such as frequent diarrhea or constipation, can sometimes indicate a parasitic infection.

*Nutritional Deficiencies* If there are signs of nutritional deficiencies (like anemia or vitamin deficiencies) despite a seemingly adequate diet, parasites could be interfering with nutrient absorption.

*Travel to Endemic Areas* Traveling to regions known for high rates of parasitic infections may necessitate deworming before and after the trip.

*Contact with Animals* Regular contact with animals or exposure to environments where parasites are prevalent (such as farms or areas with poor sanitation) increases the risk of infection.

If you notice any of these signs or have concerns about potential exposure to parasites, it's important to consult a healthcare professional for appropriate evaluation and treatment.

1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.

2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.

3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.

4 Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business.

5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.

6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.

7. Welcome to Nigeria.. A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.

8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!

9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.

10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.

11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses.

12. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called Aboki

13 Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black.

Enjoy the rainy day . Please stay safe