Uniprep Group of School

Merry Xmas and a Prosperous New year to u all, Ave A Wonderful Celebration..

Congratulations to all d lion and lioness of 2016 jamb and success to those stil writin

Sad news fr Uniprep

PARTY PARTY PARTY !!!
2 Mark d end of 2013, UNIPREP wil b havin their end of d Year Party/Graduation Ceremony on the 7th of DECEMBER at skul compound .
All student and Ex- student ar Invited.
I wil b ther live and direct, y nt cm and meet with old frnds once more
DNT MISS OUT D FUN !! Happy New mnth guys..

Husband & Wife
Agreed that anytime they want to
have S*x they will call it "phone
call". One day they had a fight and
the wife stopped talking to the
husband. They started talking to
each other thru their son.
Husband : Son Tell your mommy
daddy wants to make a "phone
call"
Wife : Tell daddy the network is
down today
Husband : Tell your mom if there
is no network i'll go to a public
phone.
Wife : Son tell your dad if he dare
go to a public phone i will open a
call centre @ home.

A woman hears someone knock
at the door. She
opens to see and a
man asks, "Do you have a
va**na??" She slams the
door in disgust.
The next day she hears a knock,
opens up and its the same man.
He
asks the same question the
woman slams the door
again.
Her husband gets home she tells
him what happened
for the last two
days. The husband says to her,
"Honey I'm taking tomorrow off
to be
home just in case he shows up
again."
The next morning they hear a
knock at the door and
the husband
says, "I'm going to hide behind
the door and listen. If
it is the same guy I want you to
answer yes to see where he is
going with this." The
man asks the same question, "Do
you have a
va**na?" "Yes!" Replies
the woman. The man replies,
"Good! Would you mind
telling your husband to leave my
wife's own alone and start
using yours??

We Blessed God 4 dis 1st Sunday of the Month
HAPPY SUNDAY GUYS !

WHO IS SMART ENOUGH TO CRACK
THIS?
A husband and wife are waiting
at the bus stop with their 8
children.
A blind man joins them a few
minutes later. When the bus
arrives, they find it is overloaded
and only the wife and kids are
able to fit.
The husband and the blind man
decide to walk, the blind man’s
cane tapping the ground. After a
while the husband gets irritated
by the ticking of the stick and
says, “Why don’t you put a piece
of rubber at the end of your stick?
The ticking sound is driving me
crazy!”
The blind man replies, “If you had
put a rubber at the end of your
stick, we would be sitting in the
bus right now.”
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When I went to school I was
taught:
P***Y meant a CAT
S*X meant GENDER
BITCH was a FEMALE DOG
DICK was a NAME
BANG was a SOUND
RUBBER was an ERASER
ASS was an ANIMAL
SCREW was just a TOOL
HEAD meant a part of BODY
BALLS meant a round TOY
NUTS meant DRYFRUIT
69 was just a NUMBER
And then I came across all you
dirty minded folks, and suddenly
my education got ruined!

A wife treats her husband by
taking him to a strip club for his
birthday.
At the club, the doorman says, "Hi
Jim, how are you?"
The wife asks, "How does he
know you?"
Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football
with him."
Inside the Bartender Says, "The
Usual, Jim?" Jim says to Wife,
"Before you say anything, He's on
the Darts team."
Next a stripper Says, "Hi Jim! Do
you crave the special again?"
The Wife storms out dragging Jim
with her & jumps into a taxi. The
Taxi driver Says, "Hey Jimmy boy!
You picked up an ugly one this
time..."
Jim's Funeral is on Sunday!!!

U shall see wit ur Eyes,hear wit ur ears bt shal nt cm near thee instead
u wil Live 2 c d wickd purnishd.....
Happy Ember Month !

Jst keep sayin Amen
Surprise+ Elevation+ Peace+ Favour+ Success+Promotion+Protection+Wealth+Lnglif+ Joy+All &More shall b Urs.
HAPPY NEW MONTH OF upliftment !