Great Students Association "" "St Damian's sec /Tech. school Akokwa

12/11/2016

Who said that buhari is fearless?????
Who said it????
The fear of trump is everywhere both in the zoo called Nigeria,
Less than 24 hours after Donald Trump was declare the winner.
1. Fani-kayode granted bail.
2. Grazing Bill declare unconstitutional.
3. Justice Walter Onnoghen from Cross River state appointed Acting Chief Justice of Nigeria(CJN).
4. Barr Eyitayo jegede won all his Appeals against Sheriff(Buhari's in law).
5. Buhari invited all Igbo senators for a meeting in A*o Rock to Discuss possible release of Nnamdi Kanu and the marginalization of the 5%.

Who says Old Soldier(Buhari) no dey fear???

09/11/2016

BANK GIRLFRIEND
I have been dating her for
over four months now and
everything was going fine
until this morning when I
decided to invite her to my place. And she came!
When we were together, her
phone rang but she refused to
pick her call, and I ask her
why she didn't pick, she said
nothing. I checked who was calling her, I saw 'Sterling
Bank calling', and I begged her
to pick, maybe the bank
wants to give her money.
After that another call
entered, 'GTB calling', she ignored it, UBA followed, and
I picked it but the person
didn't talk so I cut the call.
A minute later, First Bank call
entered, she put it on hold,
when Zenith Bank called, she shouted at Zenith Bank.
An hour later, one call entered
her phone singing a Lionel
Richie song, I check and I saw
'CBN', she picked it and
answered the call sweetly. Later when I asked her, she
said that her Uncle who is
working there was the one
that wished to speak with her
through the office line.
Few minutes later, World Bank call entered and she was
so happy to pick the call.
After she had finished
receiving the call I picked up
my phone to flash her
number. Guess what I saw?

05/10/2016

Women Women Women
women ki i carry pennis for hand for
una Oo
1. If you kiss her, you are not a
gentleman,
If you don't, you are not a man. 2. If you Praise her, she thinks you are
lying,
If you don't, you are good for nothing.
3. If you agree to all her likes, you are a
wimp, If you don't, you are 'not
understanding'.
4. If you visit her often, you are boring,
If you don't, she accuses you of double
dating. 5. If you are well dressed, she says
you
are a pl***oy,
If you don't, you are a dull boy.
6. If you are jealous, she says it is bad,
If you aren't, she thinks you don't love
her.
7. If you attempt a romance, she says
you
don't respect her,
If you don't, she thinks you don't love
her. 8. If you are a minute late, she
complains
it's hard to wait,
If she is late, she says it's a girl's way.
9. If you visit other men, you are not
putting in quality time, If she is visited
by other women
"Ah! It's natural, we are girls."
10. If you kiss her once in a while, she
will
say you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells that you
are taking advantage.
11 If you fail to help her cross the
street,
you lack ethics,
If you do, she thinks it's just one of
men's
tactics for seduction.
12 If you stare at another woman, she
accuses you of flirting,
If she is stared by a man, she says that
they are just admiring. 13 If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk..

30/09/2016

Unforgettable days in Secondary School.

.......JSS1....

1. you feel like you are in another world.
2. When seniors enter your class they will call you little frog& you answer woo!!!!.
3. Ur school u uniform will be 3 quarter instead of short, "girl's wedding gown instead of short gown.
4. When u hear d skul bell for dismesal you shout" go home!! "

.... JSS2.......
1. You begin to grow wings.
2. U start going to school late instead of 7.00am it will be 7.40am.
3. U start missing lessons.

...... JSS3.......
1. omo level Don change now.
2. U dey see ur sef like a final year student in d University.
3. U start to insult seniors.
4. after junior waec u spoil some school properties.

..... SS1......
1.Omo level Don high.
2. U Don enter d planet of Apes.
3.u begin dey carry cane dey flog any junior student way no greet u as senior.
4. U begin to dey write love letters for class.

.... SS2......
1. omo u Don become principal.
2. U begin dey go school by 9.30am and start dey hold late comers
3. No more school sandals or cotina.
4.u start to dey carry phone go school.
5. Wen u give junior student #50 u tell him or her to buy u lacassera #120, gala #100,pure water #10 bring change #100.
5. No more hair cut.

..... SS3......
1. U DON become Mrc lecturer.
2. U begin dey go school 3times in a week.
3. U dey go school 10.00am & go back 12.30pm.
4. U begin dey scope ur sexy female teachers, girls will begin dey fix date with there male teachers.
5. Girls go dey carry make-up go school.
6. School authorities are now ur class mate no need to fear dem again.
7. U dae carry small bag go school instead of huge school bag...

E. T. C. Don't laugh alone share to ur friends and see there reactions...

😀😀😃😜..
Secondary skul lyf is d best ..what class do you enjoy most and why

04/09/2016

Question time

04/09/2016

02/09/2016

WHO IS A BIG GIRL?
▶ The fact that different guys pick you up every Friday night does not make you a big girl. The fact that you wear all the latest clothes in the market, does not make you a big girl, And of the fact that you use the latest phone & different guys pay money into your account does not make you a big girl..
▶ It does not even make you smart! You're only eating up your FUTURE!.. THEN WHO IS A BIG GIRL?!. A big girl is a girl with enough brain in her, Not the one with more money.
▶ She is not the one who flirts with all the men around her. She is the girl who respects her relationship, She is never heard but seen. You know her from what she does, her behaviour speaks a lot about her. She is every man's queen, decently dressed...
▶ A big girl respects the values of womanhood... She carries herself with more dignity... Stop boasting about the number of men you've slept with my dear..
Remember, cheap articles have more buyers.. Build Yourself into the woman that people will always respect & admire.
▶ Never follow men who will make a mess of your life. Be bold but humble, be Godly..
Be hard working, respect your relationship, Be ambitious but con tempted.. Don't make men a priority in life..
▶ Real men will seek after you! Build yourself into the woman men will always want to take home to their mamas..
➡ Not the one they only want to take to hotels & clubs. TRUST ME, if you just trap a man with your body, he'll go one day. A lady without morals & dignity is like a phone without a sim card.

31/08/2016

True or false

28/08/2016

Is this true

28/08/2016

Ubochi taa Mara unu mma ooo