Ejeh Owoicho Godwin Jr

1) Assuming women were among Jesus disciples,
Some verse in the bible would read like:
And as Jesus finished teaching, Elizabeth now ask Jesus; "master what should I wear to the mountain of Galilee tomorrow" 🤗😄😄😂

2) After fada Alia (Governor of Benue state) finished his 2 tenure make he looks for another Rev father for us to takeover from him 😜🤣🤣😆

3) so you the tell somebody daughter said you no fit lived without her.
Brother!! My question is; do your parents aware that you are living on life support ❓ 😜🤣😆😆

4) me and my friend were doing evangelism, Jehovah witness people come still the preach to us 😍😃
Are they trying to covert us...
😍

5) Football is very easy, you get the ball ⚽ , you pass it to Bukayo Saka, Saka put it inside net, everyone goes home happily 😍😍😜

6) please, at what age parents should stop bitting their children?
Because I don't understand what my mom is trying to do me this morning oo🤲😄😄😃

7) Sunday is for going to church.
I don't know y you are inviting somebody daughter to come your house, abi Sunday service dey your house?

8) Stop acting as if you don't see my post, I said may God bless you.

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Episode 15

1) Aliko Dangote vs NNPC(~FG) is playing 1 - 1 for first half 😝😀😀

2) everyone living in Nigeria will make heaven! 😊
Yes, because the Bible says "affliction shall not rise up the second time."😄😄
After all this suffering ? Hell again? No nah 😁😭
Just hold Nigeria flag, Angel will have mercy on you 😃😄🤗

4) I no fit pretend again; Na me be mark Zuckerberg younger brother 🙋

5) Abeg, will there be party rice for this coming protest 😀😀😃

6) because you want to login to Facebook, you the rush morning prayer Abi ?
Or you no even pray at all?
Come here, am talking to you young man 😄😀

7) Elderly people are dyeing white hair to Black
And the young ones are dyeing their black hair to white 😃😃😄 Confused Generation

8) When Tinubu finished his tenure, you will hear words like; "this Man is like a father to me" 😝😁🤗

9) why will my lovely, sweetie, delicious Garri not cost, when everyone are now content creator on Facebook 😀😂
Nobody to fry Garri again😭😭

10) instead of staying porthycort doing nothing, why not consider going to village and collect that your father's land from that wicked uncle 😊😀
Or you the fear to die young 😂😂

Sorry number "3" no dey today, is mistake 🤭

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1) Aunty! after shouting follow for follow, for just one month, we no come hear from you again? abi content have tired you so soon 😀😀😆

2) we attend music concert in Abuja yesterday, and they thief my brother phone there 😭
.But trust me, ....
..
To cut long story short.
Me and my brother get laptop or speakers 🔇 for sell now oo 😀😀😂

3) you the find work, and someone the tell you to bring money before giving you work, Chaiii! Nigeria p0lice why? 😃😃😂

4) abeg, you guys wey the get plenty comment & like in your post, how much una take the buy it. Help a brother pls, 😃😃😆😭

5) na big man the fight for his right oo, poor man go just swear for your Destiny 😏☹️ 😄

6) party rice get special anointing.
If the rice no reach some people, you will hear words like; "who no get rice for house" 😊
" I blame myself for going there self😄😄

7) even if Bishop pray over your bet9ja ticket, Man united go still cut it😀😀🤣

8) one of my friend cover my face from behind and said "Owi surprised!!!
I told him nothing the surprise Arsenal fans 😀😀😄🤣

9) Instead of running and exercising everyday just to reduce fat, why not consider 7 days dry fasting. 😄😄🤣🤣 Is just an advice o

9b) if I'm the old man, I for sue Brain jotter for using my songs without permission ☹️😩🤭🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦼

10) You follow the shout Tinubu wicked, that coke bottle you promise to return, have you returned it? 😊😊😁

11) if you want drinks your ogogoro(gin), drink, nobody hold you, but stop quoting Bible 😕. no be ogogoro Jesus turned water into 😏☹️😩😄

12) abeg make you guys manage this one, joke too cost for market this days, na this ones my money reach to buy 😃😂🤣

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Episodes 13b😀👇

1) you said you no the fear anything, but ordinary to do HIV test, BP won kill you 😂😝

2) some nurse are just wicked. I dey my Area with my compound people & I saw this nurse who treated me sometimes ago and I decided to greet her

Me: good evening aunty nurse (so excited)

Nurse: how are you dear
Me: fine oo, long time

Nurse: oh Godwin! how are you, I don't even know you again oo!! You don fat, She continues
How is that your gonorrhoea I treated last year 🙆🙆

Me: 🙆😏, 🏃🏃🏃🚴 na your papa get gonorrhoea 😭

3) some Benue mechanic the competing with mad man 😂 who will dressing rugged pass. 😀😆

4) we are all pencil✏️ in the hands of the creator. Fat girl are eraser 🤗😍,
Heyii, who stone me.

5) if you see how some people take save your contact, you stop calling them 😃😀

6) That NCDC Agency when d quarantine people & feeding them because of COVID 19 that year. 🙇
Abeg, is like am having cough o.

me speaking Chinese make them quarantined me too 👇:
Chahgaa ni-hungry( 饥饿的) choguu feeding me haagj and my family. Chagi COVID-19 government food.

😃😃🤗😄

7a) Devil will tell you to go steal meat from pot.
Same devil will make d pot cover fell from your hand, and your daddy will now catch you. Chaiii! Devil you are wicked 😞

7b) No be only Garri price high o, even my stingness don high 😀😆

I no fit invite person to join me eat food again, the risk is too high, what if he join me true true 😁😁😭😭

8) Dear God, the helpmate you made for Adam is now demanding ₦20,000 for just plaiting of hair oo 😁😂

9a) This Tinubu is trying, we are doing lunching today in church, and the pastor is afraid to call ₦100,000, He just started from 10k😀😀😂

9b) those of you who said will ford-up by January this year, how far ?😃😃

10) abeg make una manage this one, joke too cost this days, na the one my money reach to buy be this 😁😁😃

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😀😀 Episode 12 (check my profile Ejeh Owoicho for old ones🙏)

1) someone buy you free ₦200 groundnut, and you still d price 3cup for ₦50🤭😮 on top money wey no be your own, chaiii😀😀

2) Aunty! Are you still waiting for the apple of your eyes? Abi you won go back to that your Ex🤗🤗😄

3) I mistakenly hit one Igala army car in Go Slow (traffic jam), and the army said to me; what is wrong with U!! you no chabi drive?
And I answered;
I'm so sorry sir 🙏🙏, but sir, no be chabi, Na "Sabi"🙆🙆🙆

My brothers and sisters, I dey Gwagwalada Teaching Hospital now oo, 😀😀😝🤗

4) Manchester United's First Pre-season match ends in defeat. United lost 0-1 Rosenborg
Even inside Well, is not well with Man U 🙆😃😄😂

5) 🙏 please, I be professional Vulcanizer oo. We sell both new and Tokubo tyre. 🙏🤗 address in comment section

6) You have be Dating her more than 2 years now, and you are not ready to marry her 😯
Uncle Pharoah, let my sister go.😬😬

7) I don Taya for this life self.
How will two church worker be fighting over who will count offering money 😎😆😝

8a) Madam, Bringing grow up girl as house help is the same thing with playing gambling 😬
You will loose 😄😆😆

8b) I even saw one of those house girl yesterday settling quarrel between her madam and the oga 😯😯😝😀🙆

9) is raining season now o. Try plant a tree🌲 today. You will be happy you did it 🙏

10) I don't understand o, my birthday is Dec. and my boss buy toothbrush for me as birthday gift in advance. This man love me oo 🤭🤭😄

11) Do you know why Facebook is referred to as "Blue App"❓ because Mark Zuckerberg is a Chelsea fans 😝😝😃

12) if you dey close to T!nubu, tell he to get those Lekki 20/10/2020 army ready, we are coming out 29 July ☹️😕😞

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Calm down and smile small
6 episode 😃

1) When mom learnt that you climb that big mango tree 🌲 she warn you not to climb, she will be like: Emma, so you no like yourself 🙆😜😃

2) When you ask your mom, where can I keep the soap? And she replied, keep it on my head, my dear, just behave yourself, slap is loading for you 😀😀

3) Is Everything competition in this country?
I told a friend that my mom the flog us well well, and he said for where, that his mom flog pass.😟😨 Is like you don't know my mom. 😀

4) Aunty you remember that promise you said no man will touch you again until he go and see your father? How far Na? 🤔🤔😝

5) why kissing only the forehead and the leap, try her armpit also😤🤭🥱😀

6) How far about that your new year resolutions, uncle today is July 9, have you buy the land?😊😊😎

7) people can say anything to settle quarrel, I head one Igbo man telling his brother that life is not all about , ha!
I mean Igbo man oo 😀😀😝

8) So Yãhya Bell0 who steal ₦80b plus, for his child school fees or whatever, will be moving freely, but police, V.I.O and FRSC will be pursuing Taxi driver because of ordinary driver licence ☹️☹️😒 check am Na

9) If you ever refuse eating food because your mom is owing you money, let's gather here 😀😀

10) Following one motivational speaker I meet yesterday.
I go price one ₦50m Mercedes Benz today, I told the car dealer make I the pay him ₦2k ₦2k small small. Soon I will paid finish but he no gree, e no be serious business man😶🌛😧

11) Believe me, after Tinubu finished his tenure, Nigerians go still said they the miss am 🤭🤭😃😃

12) How far na, you never make up your mind to follow or like my page,👇 please 🙏
Ejeh Owoicho Godwin Jr

Bunus: my parents use to tell me said "you will understand when you grow" as you have started paying bills, hope you understand now 😃😃

Happy Sunday joke 😃😃😀

1) No matter how Joke sweet, e no the sweet who just divorce oo(breakfast) 😏😏😌
2i) You follow the shout school Na scam, but ordinary secretary for your village meeting, you no feet do 😄😄😆😆
2ii) ordinary to spell "phlegmatic", you the ask Google 😎😎😜
Aunty, you see, school no be scam oo

3) I feel act mature for every other things, but you see that village pepe soup after we kill goat, no try me there oo😀😀😄😆 I feel bite you oo

4) Any occasion my mother dey, rice must reach me oo, 😀😀
Kay, my mother Sabi that connection I swear 😄😄 (Ene owila)

5) Imagine someone asking me whether I the crack this joke from my head? no oo, I the copy it from your own profile 😕😕

6) Bible name without good character is very annoying, one John the Baptist don go thief phone in my area oo 🙆🙆🙆

7) Aunty, that earrings you put for nose 👃, what is the meaning?
Come here, am talking to you 😊😊😄

8) I hate it when my guy the complain said ladies no like him. Uncle, as you poor so, you like am 😌😌😄😄😀

9) On my wedding day, if you no spray me money, no food for you oo.
All of us can see the condition of economics now 😃😃😀

10) Is raining, you can't go church, but you can go your boyfriend house abi❓ am just asking oo, no be said I won join you and God oo 🙃

11) if no be lack of trust, waiting bring examination? You teach me maths, you asked whether I understand, I said yes, Y exam again 😌😏😏
12) 12 is a sign of perfection, I pray God perfect all your husle in your favour amen🙏🙏

Bunus (i) if Na our offerings angels go use the feed us in heaven, Na ulcers go kill some people 😀😀😃

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Friday jokes
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1) You will think content creation is easy till you started your own 😀😀

2) you think corn 🌽 is expensive abi? try go farm and see 😃😃. No be said am discouraging you from farming oo

3) I can speak good English in my mind oo, but if I open my mouth, my mind go just leave me 🙆🙆😏😏 😄

4) that moment, U are feeling big boy in occasion, where your friends dey, then boom, someone from no-where, will be like "hay small boy, stand up from that chair" fada lord 😃😃😃😏😏😕

5) All those lady calling me, my husband, my husband, when am small, now that I have grown, I no see anyone again oo🫣🫣😌😌😌

6) keep on forming big boy with empty pockets until they k!dnapped your father, for nothing ☹️☹️🫣🫣

7) I f all this joke never make you laugh, then no be joke U need oo, maybe Na foodstuffs you need 😃😃

8) to get Facebook followers no easy oo see me now the talk to myself because of over thinking 🤔🤔🤦🤦

9) I be thinks said this year Na my year oo, but this one wey I still the owe mama Eli money for foodstuffs, I no come understand oo😏😏😕

10) motivational speaker will be like "just started it, before you know, it will grow,
I have started a page now oo, my followers is looking me like my JAMB score; 135 😌😌😯😄😄😄

11) when the relationship started newly, you go the hear something like; my sweetheart" "honey" sugar, chicken, pepe soup....
3 month later, "I no even know say Na so their tribe be" 😄😄😄😃

12) whether you laugh or not, please follow this page 🙏 Ejeh Owoicho Jr Godwin

1). If you invest ₦10k. And get ₦100k back in one hour, keep investing until you get money pass Elon Musk. No come the disturbed me on WhatsApp 🫤
2). Student of nowadays no the wrapped their books with newspaper and calendar again 😀. Abi they are teaching them another culture?