06/08/2019
Almost all the ladies have stretched make on their breast prove me wrong
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2. Any boyfriend who does not buy you cloth's has no right to remove it.
Ladie should i increase the volume?
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3. FINALLY I HAVE S*X WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AFTER 17 YEAR OF RELATONSHIP SOME GIRL ARE WICKED
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4. *A lady asked her boy, “Baby, am i the only one that you love in this world ?”*
The boyfriend replied, “Yes, you are the one only one, but why are you all asking same question?”
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5. If you want to keep your man,, "Don't always check if he is cheating, check if he is happy.
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6. If u re dating an Igbo guy and he has never called u mummy or NNE
My sister u are still single
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7. When short girls place their hands on their waist, they look like FA Cup .
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8. *After they have tried all the bleaching creams and still remain black, they will post a picture and say black is beautiful.*
Whom are you deceiving?
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9. *These sentences that can change my mood:*
1. "Your account has been credited..."
2. "Food is ready"
3. "Come and eat"
4. "Go and lock the door first "
Comment with yours:
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10. *I have been dating a girl for 7 months now, but she have not ask me for money.*
Are you sure I'm not dating a ghost..?
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11. *Just because someone says they're single doesn't mean they're not having s*x.*
PARKED CARS GET HIT TOO!!!!
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12. Lets take a moment to thank earphones
For helping us ignore stupid people around us
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13. Its been long I watched wrestling..please is C Ronaldo still holding the belt
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14. So much wisdom on People's WhatsApp status, so much foolishness when you start chatting with them.
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15. le****ns are very confused, How can u buy vi****or for 7k when Dick is free
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16. *A man was setting the voice recognition password of his mobile, a nearby dog barked and ran away. The man is still looking for the dog to unlock his mobile.*
These password thing, hmmmmmm.
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17. Why do Yoruba babies always cry when they are breastfed?
Does it mean that the breastmilk also contains Cameroon pepper?
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18. If you want to see how ugly a gal is give her a SugarCane to chew .
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19. QUESTION!!!
How will u feel when you mistakenly send your n**e to your church WhatsApp group and when u wanted to delete, you deleted for yourself only instead for everyone?
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20. *Never be angry with a friend who leaks your secrets. If secrets were easy to keep, you would have kept them to yourself