Nursing info

17/05/2023

Yesterday morning before leaving the hospital, we had 2 cr@zy emergencies that forced all of us to come down to the ER from our various units...

The man who was rushed in happened to be seating on his glass table, it broke down and the glass pierced into the wrong places!!!

The other man's case was a Road Traffic Accident... Keke palaver

Omoooo eheeee🤦‍♀️

As everyone was sweating to arrest both situations, one young woman in her 20s ran in with her husband shouting at the top of their lungs, "We want a doctor, it's an emergency!"

Ahah!

We literally asked in unison, "where is the emergency?"

She said, "it's me nahh... Something flew on me from our wardrobe and scratched my chest"

She pulled the neck of her T-shirt a little to reveal few scratches like that of a cockroach or all these rough walls scratches kind of thing...

Huh??? 😲

We stared in utter disbelief...

An attendant came to show them where to get a hospital card and wait with other out patients at the GOPD as theirs wasn't any emergency.

They obeyed reluctantly...

Few minutes later they were yelling again... "is it when I die that you people will come and attend to me?...
So it's those ones all of you gathered there for that are emergencies...
What kind of usẹ́less hospital is this? ...
We will scatter everywhere…Yhen Yhen Yhen" 🙄

Nobody replied.

The husband joined the yelling on how we are all very l@zy and didn't know our jobs.

When you say a HYSTERICAL COUPLE... this was it!... Nobody dey control the other🤦‍♀️

After a while, the road accident victim dịẹ́d...

When the couple saw the body being bagged up, the crying here and there... Ahụ e juo the two of them oyi immediately.

Few of us went over to the GOPD to attend to the patients who has been waiting there to lessen the crowd at least after the other man who fell on glass was stabilized.

I was listening hard to hear their yelling voices, but I heard nothing.

When it was their turn, as I dressed the flesh wound let it not

17/05/2023

*STEP BY STEP PROCESS OF BECOMING A UNITED KINGDOM REGISTERED NURSE (UKRN)*

▪️Get an international passport (About #45,000 - #50,000)

▪️ Preferably, write and pass IELTS/OET before starting the process as it is presumed to be the most challenging of all.
▫️IELTS (about #89,200)- Minimum Of Listening-7.0, Writing- 6.5, Reading- 7.0, Speaking- 7.0 and Overall - 7.0 .

▫️ Occupation English Test (OET, it is about #290,000 to #350,000 currently) -
Minimum of Reading - B, Writing - C+, Listening - B, Speaking- B.

▪️Open an account with NMC UK via https://online.nmc-uk.org/Overseas/Assessment/Requirements

▪️Pay £140 (you can pay directly yourself with a mastercard) after filling in the required information. At this stage, you need to upload the data page of your international passport, certificate (notification can be used here if your certificate isn't available yet) and IELTS/OET result (optional at this point).
You'll have a personalized NMC portal through which you can monitor your progress all through the whole registration process.

▪️ Pay #69,500 on remitta (pay online if you are outside Abuja and someone is to submit for you but if in Abuja, you can pay online or in a bank). Alongside evidence of payment, send the photocopies of the following documents to NMCN office (preferably Abuja office)
▫️ Notification/Certificate
▫️ License (front and back)
▫️ Letter requesting for verification and good standing (you must include your CRM number here, this CRM number can be found at the top left corner of the mail NMC UK sends after you must have paid £140. The letter should be addressed to NMCN and should include your name and the exact thing you want i.e verification and good standing with NMC UK.
▫️ Birth certificate
You might have to wait for weeks to be verified by NMCN, some pay for fast tracking though.

▪️Wait to be verified and get an authorization to test email from Pearson (the organization that handles the CBT exam) to book CBT.
Book the CBT (£83) and

Our records show that you have previously applied for registration, but you were unsuccessful in your Test of Competence. You’ll need to wait until before making a new application for registration.

17/05/2023

No matter how expensive that your bleaching cream is, you see your knuckles, knees and elbows?… they will always drag you back to where you are coming from 😂🤣😂

12/05/2022

As u wake up in the morning before u take ur breakfast. Drink water 💧

☺☺
E get why

09/05/2022

Moms,

What crazy things did Labour pains make you say or do???😂

Ngwá gist us🌝

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08/05/2022

Bịa oooo

Relationship and marriage people af come for ya peace of mind,🤧

How can you people use just anything in your tjsbdufbriws as a lubricant during s*x??? 🙄

Chioma before you and ya alpha male start asking me what "tjsbdufbriws" is,
..what is Vaseline and Pears oil doing inside ya va**na fess?🤔

We know the Lord anointed our heads with "anointing" oil obviously, bhet Chinwe ya va**na follow?????😩

Nneoma, Baby oil too???
No dey eye me!...wee you beat me??🙄

Saliva...
Saliva!
Saliva!!!!!!!!
Precious why????🤦‍♀️

My shest!😩

Mercy biko before you say eees because ah dun haf man and dah ah too like vawulence, enter any good pharmacy and ask them for KY JELLY fess...

Onye apriko, It's not up to 2k...BUY IT!🤷‍♀️

Use it for your express way journey in da oza room and stop disgracing me there🙄

Onye ajụkwalam what exactly af been talking about kemgbe....

If you dun gerrit, goan drink water!🥱

Let the fight begin bhet ọbara efesakwalam!😒

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08/10/2020

https://nurseslabs.com/california-nurse-practitioners-granted-the-right-to-practice-independently/
Nurses are legally allowed to practice independently in California.

After years of lobbying by nurse practitioners in California, a bill allowing them to practice without being under medical practitioners’ supervision was signed into law on 29 September. The law will come into effect in 2023.

03/10/2020

OPINION:
TRANSITION OF POST BASIC NURSING SPECIALTIES INTO POST GRADUATE PROGRAMMES, CHALLENGES AND THE WAY FORWARD

By Nurse Idris Abdul Ahmed (Idreeserh) (RN, BNSc)

Date Posted: 01/Oct/2020

Early last year, the nursing community was awash with news that the post basic programmes will be structured into post-graduate programmes which could be offered either as a post-graduate diploma or at a masters level. This remarkable information was announced by the regulatory body of the nursing and midwifery affairs in the country and indeed it’s was a breakthrough for more achievements in the nursing profession.

The regulatory body also set a time crunch for the post basic programmes to be overhauled for full implementation of the reformation in nursing profession which will kick off by year 2023.

That year will be a “year of transformation” and shall serve as a baseline for measuring our progress and for more feats to be achieve, one of which we are hoping for is the movement of the College, School of Nursing and Midwifery to the university and thus making the Bachelor of Nursing Science certificate as the minimum qualification of entry into the profession.

As the saying goes, “time and tide won’t wait”, I believed that the regulatory has started rolling out the necessary measures that will lead to smooth running and actualizing of the programme as at when the circular for the revamping was issued out. This is to provide ample time for problems to be sort out should they arise.

Some of the challenges that will affect the transition and smooth running of the programmes afterward include;
Low manpower that will oversee the impaction of the programmes when structured as the manpower will be inadequate to meet up with the demands of the various specialties. There are teaching hospitals in the country running various post-basic programmes and moving them to the universities without addressing the issue of low man-power which is of paramount importance will definitely pose more strain on the lecturers and eventually affect the transfer of learning.

The kismet of the tutors in the various school of post-basic programmes across the nation and more especially those who are deficient in the requirement needed for them to lecture when the programmes are structured to either post-graduate diploma or masters level. This need to be look into also.

The forestalling of the full implementation by proprietors or coordinators of the post-basic programmes (the teaching hospitals and state ministry of health) who are responsible for the school, this might be possible due to revenue accrued by this bodies from the tuition fee, so moving it to the university will affect them.

In addressing the aforementioned problems highlighted, the regulatory body and various stakeholders; which include the ministry of health, ministry of education and the institutions where the programmes will be moved to, need to work together for a smooth transition to be feasible.

The regulatory body can liaise with the stakeholders to sponsor tutors who had the Bachelor of Nursing Science certificate for masters in their specialties after which they would be employed/retained as lecturers. The scheme should cover graduate nurses from the various department of Nursing in the country, so as to boost the manpower that could adequately cater for the various specialties that would be opened.

The universities where the post-basic programmes are going to be taken up should also join in by sponsoring some of their graduates for masters in various specialties so as to be able to address the issue of manpower that would affect the development.

In addressing the issue of forestalling the smooth transition, the regulatory body should have a round table talk with the teaching hospitals and state ministry of health who are the coordinators of the schools of post-basic programme on time for understanding and quick acceptance of the development and any issues that might arise would be addressed diplomatically.

The nursing and midwifery council of Nigeria has made feats in addressing issues in the profession which the nursing community has applauded and encouraging them. I would like to tell our regulatory body that the nursing community is craving for more news on feats and progress made by them and we won’t reach satiety for the progresses as they are being churned out because that’s what we are hoping and praying for, progress that will make the nursing Nigeria at par with the nursing profession in developed countries.

God bless Nursing and Midwifery Council of Nigeria.

God bless Nigerian Nurses and Midwives.

God bless Nursing profession.

10/09/2020

*NIGERIAN NAVY DSSC RECRUITMENT 2020 IS NOW OPEN*

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• Seaman
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• Music
• Sports/Physical Training
• Logistics
• Legal Services
• Medical Doctors
• Pharmacist
• Medical Laboratory Science
• Dentist
• Radiographer
• Medical Records
• Health Information Management
• Dietician
• Biomedical Engineer
• Public Health Officer
• Hospital Administration
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*Qualification:* HND - Bachelor's Degree

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*Deadline:* October 7, 2020

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