27/03/2017
So...There were two students in my class that always like to quarrel and disturb each other. Today A approached "Teacher, I want to make a complaint. B disturbed me"
Me : "Alright, call B to come here then"
B : "Teacher, I didn't disturb him. I don't know all those bad words. He said that to me"
A: "You said that to me. I didn't say to you"
Very typical students' answer to cover their mistake
Me : "Whether you did it, God will know. Please be honest"
A and B continue quarreling
Me : "Oh dear, do you really want me to print the photo of God then you all will reveal the truth to me?"
C who was sitting next to me passed me his Bible "Teacher, I have this"
Me :"Great, now hands put on the Bible and tell me what happened"
A and B stunned for a while
A : "Okay, I admitted I know all those bad words and I called him stupid"
B :"Hmm, I called him fatty"
Case closed smoothly as no one dare to tell a lie. Well at least they still respect God and behold the value.
Most religious way of me dealing with students' conflict 😂😂
Shall I setup a corner with various religions so they can reflect on their own there? 😅
*Not the real photo