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Has anybody ever bought a new cell phone and never taken the time to listen to what the ringtone sounds like and then a few days later when somebody calls you, you don't know where that strange music is coming from?

Tonight I asked a student to give me my keys. She asked me "right now?" And I said yes, right now. So she stood up, walked across the classroom and kissed me. Does anybody understand what happened?

When city boys go fishin'...

I was told by a student today referring to her classmate "She can't read wh**es". And I just sit there trying to figure out what she was trying to say until I looked at the image she was referring to. She was suppose to have said, "She can't ride horses".

I've seen Alice and Wonderland about 4 times now and I just figured out the fictional characters in the movie represent the human characters in the beginning of the movie. I'm a little slow, but I get it eventually.

Ya empieza cursos nuevos este lunes 19 de enero del 2015 a las 7:00am y 7:30pm, y tambien sábado, 17 de enero a las 9:00am. Para mayor informes, marcanos al 12.57.08.67. Gracias XD

So, what did you get for Christmas? Who gave it to you? leave your comment below

This paper was turned in by a 2nd grader with Autism. Look over the paper carefully - see what he did here? We say he deserves an A+!

"Like" if you think this kid is a genius. "Share" to see if your friends see how he interpreted the directions.

The difference between EMPATHY and SYMPATHY.

Paola Rodriguez Jazmin Ramirez Paco Ramirez Gomez Alberto Márquez Javier Flores Eli Caro Andres Josue R C Sofy Zubieta Jose Luis Yeyo Reyes Fernando Real Dominguez

LOL! Who remembers this?!