The Catholic University of Malawi

Those players you're watching have already built their futures; now it's time to build yours.

The World Cup will come and go, but your future will remain with you for a lifetime. Focus on your books and your goals rather than spending every minute following the games.

And please, don't be the one sleeping five minutes after the exam has started because you spent the whole night watching football!

Prioritize your future today so that tomorrow others will be watching you succeed.

This is getting extreme mpaka ChatGPT m'mayeso! Kuwayamba dala uku, ladies and gentlemen, a ma suits. Kaya muzikayakha nokha!

This semester, business is not as usual. If your strategy involves looking left, right, front, and back during exams, kindly cancel that plan immediately. If you haven't been caught yet, just know that the net is still being cast.

Study hard, trust your preparation, and leave the drama for Netflix.😠

Say NO to exam cheating and YES to integrity. Eni ake muwadziwa masiku akubwelawa😔

These students are our pride and joy; the pioneering cohort of our magnificent St. Thomas More Campus in Lilongwe. Watching them sit for these examinations fills us with immense pride and confidence that St. Thomas More is steadily growing into a centre of academic excellence.

This first cohort is laying the foundation for generations of students who will one day walk through the corridors of this campus in pursuit of quality, holistic education. Their journey marks the beginning of a legacy that will shape the future of countless young people.

And for those wondering, the students at St. Thomas More Campus are not writing their exams in ordinary classrooms; mafana aku St. Thomas More Campus akutitu salemba mayeso mu room yopanda ma fan! 🤣😁🤣

Done with today's examinations! 📚

Every exam you sit is another step toward fulfilling the requirements for earning your degree. Keep pushing forward, you are getting closer to the finish line.

By the way, rumor has it that a bounty has been placed on your head. 😄 Once those invigilators catch anyone cheating, they will be rewarded handsomely!

So, save yourself the trouble. Say NO to exam cheating and YES to integrity. Your qualification is valuable, but your character is priceless.

Midway through the week for our Generic Programme students!

As you continue with your examinations, remember that success is not just about passing, it is about applying what you have genuinely learned. Say NO to examination cheating and uphold academic integrity.

And by the way, rumours have it that this year's disciplinary hearing for exam cheating might be live-streamed. Just imagine everyone watching and saying, "Eeeh, takataka uja ndi uyu!" 😄

Study hard, stay honest, and let your results reflect your effort. Wishing you all the best in your exams!

Death Announcement (Mr. Joseph Makuwira), Lecturer

Eeh...kanalibwanji ka inaugural paper ku Generic ko🤣 ?

Right in the middle of the academic battlefield. 📚✍️

Examinations are in progress, and determination, resilience, and hard work are being put to the test.

All the best all our weekend students from St. Thomas More and St. Montfort Campuses

One week of being a proud holder of a qualification from the Catholic University of Malawi! 🎓✨

Ma graduates, zinthu zikuyenda bwanji ku ma area? Kodi life after graduation yakulandirani bwanji? Tikumbutseni zomwe zikukusowani kwambiri pa campus; ma lectures, ma assignments, ma friends, kapena ma grace week? 😄

Share your experiences with us. 👇