Zombie Safe Area

Zombie Safe Area Preparing you for all disasters, man made. natural weather calamities, pandemics, social disorder and the zombie outbreak. Because they will. lol. Seriously.

Preparation, Readiness, Self defense and some Humor to round it up and you are all set! ***DISCLAIMER AND NOTICE: The content on this page is mostly JUST FOR FUN please don’t take everything seriously, we aim to help you think emergency ready in any kind of situation, and if the zombies were to come you will be so happy you were prepared. We are a zombie page created to have fun, some good times a

nd a couple of laughs if not some serious zombie issues as well! A crucial part of our core values is the word RESPECT. Learn it, practice it and live by it. It is what we do to ourselves, to our staff to everybody. Respect DOES NOT mean to impose your wishes on anyone, nor does it mean to submit to others. It is about treating other members of this page with gentlemanly and lady-like mutual courtesy. We are not asking for saints, we are asking for civil behavior & common courtesy. Being loony and crazy is also most welcome, but never ever disrespecting others. We hope this is clear if anyone feels they have been mistreated. Take it up with a ZSA commander. An email is always available on our page description and website once it is set up! Have fun and above all stay zombie free! Yours truly,

Zombie Safe Area Central Command.

My Valentines Day did not go as planned.D-Undertaker
16/02/2026

My Valentines Day did not go as planned.

D-Undertaker

This is how it ends.
16/02/2026

This is how it ends.

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14/02/2026

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01/01/2026
27/12/2025

This machete I made was used in the Amazon jungles on one of my survival challenges!

As the year comes to a close, we ask the big question of life.
27/12/2025

As the year comes to a close, we ask the big question of life.

Try not to get bit..by one of these guys, they look sweet but arent really.
25/12/2025

Try not to get bit..by one of these guys, they look sweet but arent really.

Merry X Mas eve!
24/12/2025

Merry X Mas eve!

This is how it starts.
22/12/2025

This is how it starts.

Family relationships can be complicated, but it's even harder when your dad is a cannibal.

This is how it starts...
05/12/2025

This is how it starts...

A grandmother declared dead by paramedics was later found very much alive in a hospital mortuary.

03/12/2025

KFC all that is missing is U
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***DISCLAIMER AND NOTICE: The content on this page is mostly for fun please don’t take everything seriously, we post plenty of satire because...uhmmm zombies lol. We do however aim to help you think emergency ready in any kind of situation or disaster, man made, natural or the zombie outbreak and if the zombies were to come you will be so happy you were prepared. Because they will. lol. Seriously. We are a zombie page created to have fun, some good times and a couple of laughs if not some serious zombie issues as well! A crucial part of our core values is the word RESPECT. Learn it, practice it and live by it. It is what we do to ourselves, to our staff to everybody. Respect DOES NOT mean to impose your wishes on anyone, nor does it mean to submit to others. It is about treating other members of this page with gentlemanly and lady-like mutual courtesy. We are not asking for saints, we are asking for civil behavior & common courtesy. Being loony and crazy is also most welcome, but never ever disrespecting others. We hope this is clear if anyone feels they have been mistreated. Take it up with a ZSA commander. An email is always available on our page description and website once it is set up! Have fun and above all stay zombie free! Yours truly, Zombie Safe Area Central Command.