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05/12/2025

Hi parents Im a maternity nurse(non medical) and day or night nanny available before Xmas to help with your babies. You can rest assured with my many years of experience NNEB -and great references. Feel free to get in touch if you need help
Thanks

01/12/2025

Hi I can help with night nannying, daytime baby care or whatever you need concerning your new baby. Over 40 years experience.

01/12/2025

https://amzn.eu/d/hFBsIb9
Great book for new mums

From practical advice for the first few days to gentle reassurance for the sleepless nights and upheaval of the first few months, this book aims to help you enjoy your baby and give you all the information you need, just when you need it. The book includes:

18/11/2025

Nneb nursery nurse with over 40 years childcare experience and with newborns available until Christmas to help with nights or days. Breastfeeding support .

23/09/2025

Hi I’m available to help new parents starting a new journey with your baby. I can help to establish breastfeeding and help support you with looking after your little one. I can provide live in help or work nights or days. Id love to hear from you.

14/08/2025

I know i’m cute, but please don’t touch me.
I’m little, my immune system is still developing, and your germs are too big for me.

You might think touching my hands or feet is harmless and poses no risk. But Im constantly putting them both in my mouth.

You might think nothing of a kiss to the head, but 50-80% of adults are carriers of HSV-1 (Oral Herpes.) And most people aren’t even aware that they have it.

Cold sores are life threatening to infants, it can become neonatal herpes and spread to other parts of the infants body. Affecting their brain, liver ang other organs. It can also lead to seizures, developmental delays and even death.

So that small interaction may seem harmless to you.
But it can potentially bring serious life threatening complications to me.

- Sincerely that adorable newborn.

10/04/2025

07/04/2025

April is C section awareness month so here is a reminder that getting a C-section is not the “easy way out.”

You get an epidural.
You get a catheter.
Your stomach is cut open.
Your organs are literally pulled out and put back in.

And you’re left with a scar.
A scar that reminds you every single day
of the strength it took
to bring your baby into this world.

There’s nothing easy about that.
It’s not weak.
It’s not the easy choice.

It’s brave.
It’s strong.
It’s love.

06/04/2025

28/03/2025

The Midnight Milk Café

Jessica never thought she’d be running a 24/7 all-you-can-eat buffet, but here she was—CEO, executive chef, and sole employee of The Midnight Milk Café. The restaurant had exactly one very demanding customer: her six-month-old son, Max.

It was 2:47 AM, and just as she drifted into sleep, the customer placed his order. Again.

WAAAAAH!

Jessica groaned. “Sir, the kitchen is closed,” she mumbled, but Max was having none of it.

Half-asleep, she scooped him up and latched him on. He immediately settled, slurping loudly. Her husband, Dave, snored peacefully beside them, completely oblivious. She glared at him. How nice it must be to sleep through the demanding patrons of the b**b bar.

Just as she started dozing off, she felt it—a little hand reaching up and twiddling her other ni**le like he was searching for the radio station.

“Excuse me, sir,” she whispered. “This is a one tap establishment. The other side is closed for renovations.”

Max ignored her, increasing his grip like he was trying to tune into Breastfeeding FM: The Greatest Hits of Sleep Deprivation.

She sighed. “At least leave a tip.”

Max responded by unlatching, giving a sleepy, milky grin—then promptly spitting up down her shirt.

Tip received.

As she wiped herself off and tried to shift Max back to his crib, she caught her reflection in the mirror: wild hair, dark circles, one b**b still hanging out of her pajama top. She looked like she’d been through a battle.

Because she had.

And just as she laid Max down and tiptoed back to bed, she heard it:

WAAAAH!

The Midnight Milk Café never closed.

25/03/2025