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no one is more stressed than a young person trying to succeed in life
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🟢 Blague du jour : Un avion va se crasher et seulement 4 parachutes sont disponibles

Un avion tombe en panne de moteur et amorce sa descente incontrôlable. Dans la panique, le pilote ouvre l’armoire aux parachutes, installe sa combinaison, ouvre la porte principale et avant de sauter dans le vide, laisse une dernière information aux autres occupants de l’avion :– Il ne reste que trois parachutes, à vous de vous arranger. Et bonne chance !

Sur ces mots, le pilote disparaît dans le ciel, laissant ainsi les quatre dernières personnes à bord de l’appareil livrées à eux-mêmes : un écolier, le Président de la République Malagasy, le Pape et Miss Madagascar.🇲🇬

Le Président de la République estime qu’il est l’homme le plus intelligent de Madagascar et que Madagascar a besoin de lui. Il prend donc un parachute et saute.

Mis Madagascar estime qu’elle est la plus belle de Madagascar et que les hommes ont besoin d’elle. Elle prend donc un parachute et saute.
Le Pape dit à l’écolier :– Je suis vieux et je vais bientôt mourir. Alors, saute à ma place.

Et le petit écolier de répondre :– Non, tout va bien, l’homme le plus intelligent de Madagascar a pris mon cartable !

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Once upon a time there was a 65 year old man; he was broke, lived in a small house, and owned a broken-down car. He lived on a social pension of $99 per month. One day he became convinced that things had to change somehow. So he thought about what he had to offer. Her friends were crazy about her chicken recipe, so she decided this would be her chance to make a big change.

So he left Kentucky and began traveling to different states looking for a buyer for his recipe. He told the various restaurant owners he visited that the chicken making his way would make anyone's mouth water. He offered his recipe for free, asking for only a small percentage of each dish sold. Sounded like a good deal, right?

Unfortunately, that didn't seem to be the case for most restaurateurs. Sanders has heard NO over 1000 times. And even after all these refusals, he didn't give up. He believed his chicken recipe was something special. He was rejected 1009 times before getting his first yes.

A MULTI BILLIONAIRE SAYS :🤓

If someone invites you to start a business, join the business, even if you don't know how to do it yet. Be patient and learn the process,👨‍💻 gradually and relentlessly. Remain there even if it takes you five years to be successful in it, because... when the benefits begin to flow, you will NEVER be the same person ever again!🙂

People don't have the patience to build a business for 3 years. But... they have the patience to go to work for 40 years!😔

It's crazy how some people feel that 3-5 years in a business is a long time to get rich. However don't feel that 40 years at a job is a long time to stay broke!🤷

CHANGE YOUR MINDSET!☝
- ROBERT KIYOSAKI

BY AGE 40 YOU SHOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE THIS:

1. Someone makes 10x more than you do in a 9-5 job because they have more "leverage" with their work.

2. Distraction is the greatest killer of success. It stunts and destroys your brain.

3. You shouldn't take advice from people who are not where you want to be in life.

4. No one is coming to save your problems. Your life's 100% your responsibility.

5. You don't need 100 self-help books, all you need is action and self discipline.

6. Unless you went to college to learn a specific skill (ie. doctor, engineer, lawyer), you can make more money in the next 90 days just learning sales.

7. No one cares about you. So stop being shy, go out and create your chances.

8. If you find someone smarter than you, work with them, don't compete.

9. Smoking has 0 benefit in your life. This habit will only slow your thinking and lower your focus.

10. Comfort is the worst addiction and cheap ticket to depression.

11. Don't tell people more than they need to know, respect your privacy.

12. Avoid alcohol at all cost. Nothing worse than losing your senses and acting a fool.

13. Keep your standards high and don't settle for something because it's available.

14. The family you create is more important than the family you come from.

15. Train yourself to take nothing personally to save yourself from 99.99% of mental problems.

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Fin d'année
Fin de semaine
Mitandrema fa tsy tery lalana ny ratsy
Manaova fety sambatra ary ampilaminana daholo

Gents, 3 things that u must never do;

1) NEVER pay your girlfriend’s school fees.
2) NEVER help your girlfriend to get a job
3) NEVER buy your girlfriend a car.

Trust me, once she gets to the top she will leave & cheat on you with a better guy. Let her get herself to the Top.

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If I ignore your text messages don't feel bad somebody ignores mine too. It's the circle of life, we all can't have who we want

My sister just because a guy is flirting with you doesn't mean you're pretty.When you're hungry even cabbage is delicious.