Gently to Sleep

15/11/2023

The power of white noise. It’s perfect for helping young babies to drift off to sleep.

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09/11/2023

Just for fun!! Who will be watching…? 😜🤣

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play
two sports
and either take music
or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must
take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
and complete science projects,
cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.

In addition, each man
will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.

Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out
on time--no emailing.

Each man must also
take each child to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.

He must make
one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child
to the Urgent Care.

He must also
make cookies or cupcakes
for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside
and keeping it presentable
at all times.

The men will only
have access to television
when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done.

The men must
shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
adorn himself with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks,
the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
slow down from other duties.

They must attend
weekly school meetings,
church, and find time
at least once to spend the afternoon
at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to
read a book to the kids
each night and in the morning,
feed them, dress them,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island
based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years
eventually earning the right ….. To be called Mother!

06/11/2023

A high-five to all working mums!! Ditch the guilt. Our children are thriving! 💪

Women whose mothers worked outside the home are more likely to have jobs themselves, are more likely to hold supervisory responsibility at those jobs, and earn higher wages than women whose mothers stayed home full time, according to research by Kathleen McGinn and colleagues.

31/10/2023

Some rock the zombie look for more than just Halloween!! 🎃

Being dead on your feet with fatigue is no fun for anyone. Message me if your little one’s sleep (or lack of it) is turning you into a zombie parent. We can change this for the better! 💪🎉

28/10/2023

Seriously though, this is a temporary fix. Message me if you’d like to find the root cause of early waking and change sleep for the better. 🙏🏻

16/10/2023

Oh my heart!!

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09/09/2023

🤣

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03/09/2023

☀️ SUNDAY MORNING WORK ☀️

Yes, it’s the weekend but I have 4 sleep plans to write today, so that’s 4 families needing to have good sleep as a priority.

Coffee and sunshine will fuel me today!

Message me if you need help with your little one’s sleep. 💕

31/08/2023

She’s precious!

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29/08/2023

Oh my goodness!! 😵‍💫

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