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ﺭﺩﻭﺩ ﺗﻜﺘﺐ ﺑﻤﺎﺀ ﺍﻟﺬﻫﺐ :.
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ﺳﺌﻞ ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻚ ﻓﻴﺼﻞ ﻛﻲ ﻳُﺤﺮَﺝ : ﻧﺮﻯ ﻟﺤﻴﺘﻚ ﺳﻮﺩﺍﺀ ﻭﺷﻌﺮ
ﺭﺃﺳﻚ ﺃﺑﻴﺾ ؟
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ : ﺷﻌﺮ ﺭﺃﺳﻲ ﻧﺒﺖَ ﻗﺒﻞ ﻟﺤﻴﺘﻲ ﺑﻌﺸﺮﻳﻦ ﺳﻨﺔ !
ﺃﺭﺍﺩ ﺭﺟﻞ ﺇﺣﺮﺍﺝ ﺍﻟﻤﺘﻨﺒﻲ ..
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻟـﻪ : ﺭﺃﻳﺘﻚ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻌﻴﺪ ﻓـ ﻇﻨﻨﺘﻚ ﺍﻣـﺮﺃﺓً !!
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻤﺘﻨﺒﻲ : ﻭﺃﻧﺎ ﺭﺃﻳﺘﻚ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻌﻴﺪ ﻓﻈﻨﻨﺘﻚ ﺭﺟﻠًﺎ !
ﻗﺎﻝ ﻭﺯﻳﺮ ﺑﺮﻳﻄﺎﻧﻴﺎ ﺍﻟﺴﻤﻴﻦ ﺗﺸﺮﺷﻞ ﻟﺒﺮﻧﺎﺭﺩ ﺷﻮ ﺍﻟﻨﺤﻴﻒ : ﻣﻦ
ﻳﺮﺍﻙ ﻳﺎ ﺷﻮ ﻳﻈﻦ ﺑﺄﻥ ﺑﺮﻳﻄﺎﻧﻴﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺃﺯﻣﺔ ﻏﺬﺍﺀ !
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ : ﻭﻣﻦ ﻳﺮﺍﻙ ﻳﻌﺮﻑ ﺳﺒﺐ ﺍﻷﺯﻣﺔ .
ﺃﻗﺒﻞ ﺟﺤﺎ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻗﺮﻳﺔ ﻓﺮﺩ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﺃﺣﺪ ﺃﻓﺮﺍﺩﻫﺎ ﻗﺎﺋﻼً: ﻟﻢ ﺃﻋﺮﻓﻚ
ﻳﺎ ﺟﺤﺎ ﺇﻻ ﺑﺤﻤﺎﺭﻙ .
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﺟﺤﺎ : ﺍﻟﺤﻤﻴﺮ ﺗﻌﺮﻑ ﺑﻌﻀﻬﺎ !
ﺭﺃﻯ ﺭﺟﻞ ﺍﻣﺮﺃﺓً ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ : ﻛﻢ ﺃﻧﺖِ ﺟﻤﻴﻠﺔ !
ﻓﻘﺎﻟﺖ ﻟﻪ : ﻟﻴﺘﻚ ﺟﻤﻴﻞ ﻷﺑﺎﺩﻟﻚ ﻧﻔﺲ ﺍﻟﻜﻼﻡ !
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ : ﻻ ﺑﺄﺱ ﺍﻛﺬﺑﻲ ﻛﻤﺎ ﻛﺬﺑﺖُ !
ﺍﻟﺘﻘﻰ ﺍﻟﺠﺎﺣﻆ ﺑﺎﻣﺮﺃﺓ ﻗﺒﻴﺤﺔ ﻓﻲ ﺃﺣﺪ ﺣﻮﺍﻧﻴﺖ ﺑﻐﺪﺍﺩ ﻓﻘﺎﻝ : "
ﻭﺇﺫﺍ ﺍﻟﻮﺣﻮﺵ ﺣُﺸﺮﺕ " ﻓﻨﻈﺮﺕ ﺇﻟﻴﻪ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺃﺓ ﻭﻗﺎﻟﺖ : " ﻭﺿﺮﺏ
ﻟﻨﺎ ﻣﺜﻼً ﻭﻧﺴﻲ ﺧﻠﻘﻪ "
ﺃﻛﻞ ﺃﻋﺮﺍﺑﻲ ﻋﻨﺪ ﺃﻣﻴﺮ ﻭﻛﺎﻥ ﺷﺮﻫﺎً .. ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﺍﻷﻣﻴﺮ: ﻣﺎ ﻟﻚ ﺗﺄﻛﻞ
ﺍﻟﺨﺮﻭﻑ ﻛﺄﻥ ﺃﻣﻪ ﻧﻄﺤﺘﻚ؟
ﻓﺮﺩ ﺍﻷﻋﺮﺍﺑﻲ : ﻭﻣﺎ ﻟﻚ ﺗﺸﻔﻖ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﻛﺄﻥ ﺃﻣﻪ ﺃﺭﺿﻌﺘﻚ
14/09/2014
hata anachat l3ilmi tanbghih
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لن تصدق عيناك ابدا.
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wa ni3m lpréparation
04/01/2014
nokat lfarach dyal jotiya
02/01/2014
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