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20/11/2016

Comrades riaaah!! comrades akchuu!!
Success awaits you in the forthcoming exams!

Elsewhere we are very happy to inform you that the10th graduation ceremony is arranged yo b held at Mazrui campus.....
Our own son Felix Flex Kemboi from the department of love and dumping affair ...He will be graduating from a kaFISI to a SPONSOR..,.
LETS all wish him well in the new line of duty.
Cc Felix Mariera
Cc leila

05/08/2016

hehe
FOOTBALL VS S*X.
1. Going to your boyfriend or Girlfriend without
being invited = Offside.
2. Dating a girl today and having s*x on the
sameday = Free kick.
3. Condom = Defender.
4. Abortion = Red card.
5. Condom breaks = Penalty.
6. A girl with a lot of energy = Captain.
7. Having s*x without condom = Own goal.
8. Taking a lot of time without coming back =
man of the match.
9s*xing three girls in one day = Hat-trick.
10. Having s*x with your Ex = Friendly match.
11. Eight years of s*x without getting a child
= Arsenal.
12. After two rounds and you request for more
= Extra time.
13. Taking it gently when having s*x = Fair
play.
14. Biting your girlfriend's ni***es = Suarez.
15. Two legs on the shoulder = Throw in.
16. Asking her ''how do you want it?" =
Taking
instructions from the touchline.
17. A lady using pills after s*x and later she
still gets pregnant =Defensive error.
18. A girl getting pregnant = Gooooal.
19. Having s*x with your girlfriend and your
mum
opens the door = Injury.
20. A guy who pregnanted the lady = Active
striker.
21. A girl telling you to stop = Yellow card.
22. You and your girlfriend break up in your
love
relationship

12/06/2016

On my eighty seventh lap going up and down
stairs rehearsing for tomorrow I've just injured
my knee. Don't ask what I'm rehearsing for
and you know very well IEBC is on the 21st
floor. Tukutane kesho pale pale.
# IEBCMUSTGO ..... # TearGasMonday episode 6
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05/04/2016

ELECTION DAY . CONFIRM YOUR LEADER