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09/09/2025

22/07/2025

SLEEPOVER Rules 2025 and Beyond!!!

1..A sleepover should not exceed 3 days👌 ...k**a wewe ni wa Friday ,Saturday and Sunday stick to that😉 .Ukianza kukam weekdays sasa we unaharibu schedule ya watu wengine aki🧐🙈🏃na pia usikuje ukijua unanyesha plz

2...Don't wear any T-shirt or hood ya boychild na uanze kuzunguka the whole neibourhood k**a mtu wa kunoa visu unachoma picha naniii

3...Dont leave any of your clothings in the name of marking a territory ...hiyo b***y short umeacha itavaliwa na Carol, Lucy, na Mary pia na hakuna kitu utafanya. ...hiyo toothbrush huwa mnaacha huwa tunasugua ndevu nayo, pads tunatumia k**a inner-sole🤭🤭🤭🤭, panty tunashikia sufuria, braa tuna-hung uko juu then tunaeka kitunguu ama pilipili, or cubes

4..Ukienda sleepover at least bebea boychild shopping kidogo hata k**a ni ya 5k si kila saa unaleta tu hiyo pochi la finance🍑

5...Si kila SAA kupikia boychild indomine na Unataka round sita😂 ...sometimes mpikie kuku ivi, kienyeji, fish, ama sembe na maziwa Mala😅.

6..Leaving time should be as early as possible .by 5 unastahili kuwa umeoga ndio Utoke 5:30😔

7...leave the house very clean ...if you found it in disorganised put it in order ipange vizuri plz😜

8.. dont start getting friendly with the neighbours🙌 ..unaanza kuwauliza nani huwa wanakam uko ....you came for services mambo ya nyumba kumi achia chief💔😔.
Gooood night wadau 😊

21/04/2025

“Jësu!! No be bella be this?” I shouted as I woke up this morning and saw my Ex who dumped me ages ago sitting beside me on the bed.

Immediately, I rushed and hugged her. “babe, I thought you have forgotten about me,” I said as I kissed her so deeply.

“babe, I can never forget about you,” she retorted.

Quickly, I rushed to my backyard and on my tiger generator and rushed back inside the room as I tore her clothes off and pushed her into the bad.

“Come to Papa,” I whispered inside her ears as I penetrated her with my mānhood.

“Ooh yeah!! Harder!! Ooh yeah!!” she continued moāning.

We did it for straight 20mins.

As we finished, I asked her...

“But bella, why did you dumped and forgot me? I asked

“i'm so sorry, babe. It's true I dumped you but I never forgotten about you, that's why I even decided to visit you for the last time, let's say our farewell before i leave,” she announced

“i don't understand, where you're going? Why should I wish you farewell?” I asked.

Her: I've been dæd for two weeks now, I came to see you for the last time.

I shouted as I remember that I locked my gate before sleeping but how did she got in?

Immediately, I fainted! 😂😂😭

24/12/2024

Last December our neighbor bought a car, my wife woke me from sleep nightly saying 'Is he not a man like you? Or is he from another planet? You have to do just as he has done? You too must buy a car'. I was forced to buy a Car.
After three months, the neighbor bought a piece of land, and she disturbed me until I also bought one.
Two months ago, the neighbor started his building on his land. As usual, she did not leave me in peace until I also had to do same.
Now, this January , our neighbor brought in a second wife...
Pls I NEED HELP
Should i wait for the usual pressure, or Just take action??

20/12/2024

Polite Reminder
1. By 6pm and latest 7pm you should be done with food. You should be preparing yourself for a 6-8 hrs of quality sleep

2. A man should be the last person to close the gate, ensure that all the doors are locked and everybody is asleep.

3. If your man is the one who warms the bedsheets for you, buy him a leso

4. A man should be the first person to wake up in the family. He should make a round check of the compound to see whether all the livestock is safe .

5. He should also check whether boys jump over the fence to meet his daughters or whether the daughters pass through the windows at night

6. Even when the man is going nowhere he has a responsibility of waking up early to pray to God and bless his home and family

7. If you are the one who wakes up Earlier than the husband then you need to get him a good white Camiso

8. If your man is still asking for food past 7pm , you need to get him a 42D and should be black . You're living with a food addict

9. After 7pm we men should just concentrate on the food facing the earth.

10. Every man should have a radio/ woofer that's switched on after 8pm and at 5am in the morning. It's good to listen to BBC news at night and gospel songs during the morning devotion.

11. You don't answer to all night and early morning screams. Nobody is calling for your help. Some screams are from the village poshomill operator communicating that the engine is still roaring mpeleke mahindi na ngano ya Christmas ikasiagwe

12. Other screams could be from a widow's house trying to inform the village that kuvunjika kwa mwiko sio mwiko wa kupika ugali

13. Other screams could be from a single's house trying to inform the village that usikose kunywa maziwa juu hauna ng'ombe yako

14. Having read the reminder now go and brush your dirty teeth and sleep like Karendi

This message is brought to you by the grandson of shortgun Gioko Kagure who is recorded to have slapped Waitina ( Whitney) around Kabuta now Kiriaini town

20/12/2024

FACTS ABOUT MEN:

1. After s*x, Men want to sleep and women want to talk.

2. Men express their strongest feelings through the act of making love.

3. According to a survey, men can listen to their male friends for ages, but they can only listen to their girlfriend or wife for six minutes.

4. Most men love women with thicker and longer hair.

5. According to Psychological facts of the male study, Male wearing shirts look more attractive than the ones wearing t-shirts.

6. Men hate asking for help most of the time and will avoid talking any help until they feel they can’t do it by themselves.

7. Men lie twice as often as women.

8. Men don’t like comparison. They hate if any female will compare them to other males.

9. Men are physically strong but emotionally weak compared to Women.

10. Unfaithful men have lower IQs.

11. Communication styles differ; men focus on information, women on relationships.

12. Men may take longer processing emotional cues than women.

13. Spatial skills often stronger in men due to nature/nurture.

14. Men exhibit a higher inclination for risk-taking behaviors.

15. Men prefer bolder colors; women lean towards softer hues.

16. Stress response: men "fight or flight," women "tend and befriend."

17. Men have straightforward sleep patterns, falling asleep faster.

18. Women may have a slight multitasking advantage based on research.

19. Men and women perceive risks differently; men often more confident.

20. Hormonal influences, especially testosterone, impact behavior and dominance.

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15/12/2024

PLEASE ADVISE A BROTHER...I went to my girlfriend somewhere in Eldoret unannounced and found another guy in the house watching TV with his legs on the table while the lady was in the kitchen preparing supper. I went straight to the bedroom, removed my shirt and trouser then came in the sitting in a vest and boxer,I was afraid but kujikazatu,sat down and put my legs on the table.imagine the two of us with our legs on the table, not talking to each other. The guy other later moved out in fear...do you think he is the Main Guy??

14/12/2024

🥹This microscopic view of a mosquito reveals the intricacies of its anatomy. Despite its seemingly simple exterior, the mosquito's internal structure is remarkably complex, suggesting the presence of an intelligent designer. A mosquito's features include: a tiny head with exactly 100 eyes, 48 minuscule teeth in its mouth, three hearts in its chest, each with two atria and two ventricles, a thermal receptor capable of detecting body heat with a sensitivity of one-thousandth of a degree Celsius, an advanced blood analyzer, an anesthetic device to prevent its prey from reacting to its sting, an anticoagulant device to facilitate blood absorption, six tiny blades on its suction hose, and hooks and claws on its feet for attachment to its food source. Does the mosquito's complex anatomy appear to be the result of random, mindless evolution? The obvious answer is no. Could something as intricate as this exist without the guidance of a planned, intelligent creator?
Credit: Biblical Creation.

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20/11/2024

An 11 year old girl realized that she had started to grow hair between her legs. She got woried and asked her Mom about the hair. Her Mom calmly said " That part where hair has grown is called a Monkey, be proud that your Monkey has grown hair. " Next morning at breakfast she told her sister. " my moneky has grown hair. " her sister smiled and said " That's Nothing, mine is already eating Banana."
her Mom fainted 💔😂🙆‍♂️

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29/06/2024

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07/03/2024

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