DayTo Day Life

09/03/2021

MY AUTO MOTOR SHOP

chapter 2..a kikuyu mind is a business mind...
.."asante Njuguna and keep change" as Otieno hands a 200 shilling note.
smilling njuguna repplies, "thegio thegio monene na umesema unataka infesta?"
"hahahahaha... Yes i do. Lakini najua hauna hio pesa". Otieno mocks Njuguna and gets into his car and drives away.
Njuguna is left mummuring
"Si ni huyo agao toto dio aritorewa kwa ofishi ya otieno na fiboko na mke wa otieno?
sasa amenunurio masidesi. Infesta!!!"
Njuguna walks into a motor shop with a big banner written "OTIS AUTO MOTTOR SHOP". He walks staight to Otieno's secretary. They talk for a while and hands over a sheet of paper to NjugunNjuguna walks into a motor shop with a big banner written "OTIS AUTO MOTTOR SHOP". He walks staight to Otieno's secretary. They talk for a while and hands over a sheet of paper to Njuguna.
He rushes out and push his cart away...

TO BE CONTINEUED...

08/03/2021

Being a luo is a privilege but do we say...

"Yes am now heading to the port to pick that masidis for a gal toto. "" Otieno Otis on phone standing next to a fruit vendor cart . "Yes she can't do that now because I relocated her back to masambani" Njuguna the fruit vendor pulls closers to listen to the conversation. "Okei , I'll call you later to update you my friend". Otieno puts away the phone and turns to Njuguna ." Yes my friend give me the usual one"

Before Njuguna could say anything otieno's phone rang
"Yes I told you an inventor who is serious to invest... Yes ten percent which is 2.5million" drops the phone and puts it back in his pocket
"Hapa mukubwa" Njuguna gives otieno a well packed fruit pudding...

For more come back tomorrow for this story is long n it's tittle is "MY AUTO MOTTOR SHOP"

Don't miss the next exart...

28/11/2018

This made my day

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When he toured the UK, Uhuru asked the Queen of England, 'Her Excellency, how do you manage to run such an effective and efficient
government?' 'Simple', the Queen replied, 'just surround yourself with intelligent people'.

'How do I know the people around me are intelligent? ', Uhuru asked. "Just ask them intelligent questions and if they answer correctly, then you know they are intelligent". The Queen then called Gordon Brown and asked him ... 'Gordon, your parents have a child, the child is neither your sister nor your brother, who is the child?. "The child is me", Gordon replied. You see, The Queen told Uhuru, that is how I know my people are intelligent.

On return, Uhuru called Duale and asked him, 'Bwana Duale, your parents have a child, the
child is neither your sister nor your brother, who is the child?'. After serious thinking and scratching his head, Duale is unable to get the answer, he tells the President to give him some time to think. He goes around asking all his Jubilee friends but he is unable to get the answer. At the parliamentary urinals, he meets Ababu and asks him, 'Bwana Ababu, your parents have a child, the child is neither your sister nor your brother, who is the child? "Simple, Ababu replies, the child is me".

Amused with himself, Duale walks to the President and says, 'I now know the answer, the child is Ababu Namwamba'.

'You fool, Uhuru replies, the child is not Ababu Namwamba, the child is Gordon Brown...

#🙈🙈😂😂😂😂😂💦💧... Wooooi, I am dead niokotwe kwa nyasi za Kidero....🚼🚼🚼

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