16/07/2026
Megan 🦄 (5/5)
Megan is known for a lot of things on this team. To Priyanka, she is Me(g)an. To Arjun, she is sadistic. To Michelle, she is a tyrant. To me, she is an angel baby who can do no wrong 🪽
A lot of people seem to notice that Megan and I share the same surname. No, she is not my sister, and I think it’s crucial to note that we also share a lot of other things in common 😡 From sharing the same role in 2025, to sharing a closet of only Brandy Melville & Hollister, and to sharing a TikTok of streak of 9 days wholly consisting of K***** S** videos… if you see Megan & I matching on any day of the tournament - don’t be surprised!
If you hear a weird baby voice speaking in SOLELY short expressions in Kenya (“ha”, “erhm, “huh!”), turn around and look down - Megan might be a few steps behind you! But despite her tiny baby personality, I assure you Megan is a force to be reckoned with as a teammate and as an opponent. She steers prep like a sergeant in the military (like Sergeant Ong 🪖 iykyk..), and guides debates with tactical precision. I live in awe every day as Meg’s teammate - not only because of the “generational talent” (, 2026) that she is, but also because I can’t believe this monster is the same girl who would make homemade Minecraft fidgets with me to fidget trade in bootcamp.
As I am writing this, Megan is sleeping on my shoulder, hugging our tiger mascot tightly, on the bus to the opening ceremony. Despite the team’s efforts in blanketly designating her as a terrorist, I think Meg is scariest because of her duality… she will soon wake up and call me dumb for “looking at her in a peculiar way” - but she will make up for it by entertaining the team with her new stim of the day (past ones include: “Welcome back to my YouTube channel!”, “Sweet cherry piiiieee”, “well yes” (, 2026)” 🫰🏻
Megan is STILL our lovable demonic chihuahua, and we wouldn’t have her any other way (daphne, 2025).
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