Greenlight secondary school

26/12/2024

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone here 🎄🎇🎁

10/08/2024

What is going on here?😂😂

29/07/2024

LAWS THAT ISAAC NEWTON FORGOT TO TELL US About.

Maybe because these things don't always happen but very probable.

1. WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD:
When the buttered slice of bread falls it always falls on the buttered side.

2. LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queue, the one you just left starts to move faster than the one you are in now.

3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose begins to itch.

4. LAW OF THE TOOLS:
Any tool, when dropped, rolls to the least accessible corner.

5. BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

6. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

7. LAW OF THE RESULT
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

8. LAW OF BIOMECHANICAL:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

9. LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

10. LAW OF EXAM:
A book will remain in state of rest or covered in dust until exams time.

11. LAW OF SLEEP:
The nap becomes enjoyable when the alarm sounds.

12. LAW OF CHEAPER THINGS
You always get the cheaper things once you have bought the expensive one.

*Which of the above is experienced quite often"🤣🤣

19/07/2024

How is your day? 😂😂

03/06/2023

My wife took my phone and deleted my girlfriend, Naomi's number and saved her own number as Naomi.

I didn't know that someone had told my wife about Naomi, I then got an SMS from Naomi asking for money 80,000 ksh .I rushed to my wife and lied to her that I need 80,000ksh for an emergency.

I told her that my brother is sick and he needs the money urgently.

My wife gave me the money and I rushed to send it to the account number written in the message. When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Naomi had received the money.

I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the money. Her response was, "Call me now."
I went outside behind the house to make a call.eeeh
You can imagine my horror face when i heard my wife's voice instead of Naomi,
It's been three days am still standing outside.
I don't know how to get back into my own house!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

29/05/2023

What would you tell your younger self?

29/05/2023

22/12/2022

22/12/2022

Greetings to you all, the Green Power!!!

19/09/2021

Good morning Greenlight family.

29/04/2021

Green power 💪💪